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Tiannia
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Latex Gloves (Not CH)
« on: Sep 15th, 2004, 12:43pm » |
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How latex gloves are made.
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
" No, I don't." she responded.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the finished gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought to himself.
Five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
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Re: Latex Gloves (Not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 12:46pm » |
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Is that how they invented bra's too.......fantastic plastic Pam 
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Re: Latex Gloves (Not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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 Thinking about how bras are made... Holy chit... I think I'm getting a nosebleed! 
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Re: Latex Gloves (Not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:57pm » |
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LOL I read that one before! Very funny 
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