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Ronny
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One-armed piano players must perfor
« on: Sep 14th, 2004, 11:08am » |
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i stumbled on this,
some examples:
*Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
*One-armed piano players must perform for free.
*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
*The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home
Etc, etc
http://sneakykitchen.com/Humor/old_laws.htm
Edit: i forgot the URL
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Re: One-armed piano players must perfor
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 11:14am » |
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I'm a two-armed piano player but I still perform for free because I'm such a $hitty player. LOL
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Re: One-armed piano players must perfor
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 4:51pm » |
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Well, at least you can play but dont come here or i'll have to amputate one arm in order not to pay you. 
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