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john_d
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Something you have done or are doing that would be considered dorky, and you would be considered a dork if you were caught?
I just jammed out to Judas Priest 'Metal Meltdown', the entire songs words go something like 'here comes the metal meltdown, run for your lives'. And I loved it. Dork. 
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:04pm » |
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My last five issues of Playboy are still unopened in the plastic magazine wrap.
I'm watching reruns of Bonanza and renewing library books online instead.
JEEEEEEESus CH Christ.
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dork sekrets
« Reply #2 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:10pm » |
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When I was 12, I discovered Choking My Chicken. It was free, it felt good, but I knew God was watching.
Does that count........
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Re: dork sekrets
« Reply #3 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 8:10pm, Mr. Happy wrote:When I was 12, I discovered Choking My Chicken. It was free, it felt good, but I knew God was watching.
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Go ahead and choke the chicken...just don't "spank the monkey".....
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 8:10pm, Mr. Happy wrote:When I was 12, I discovered Choking My Chicken. It was free, it felt good, but I knew God was watching.
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no, that just makes you a male Hap 
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I organize all the paper money in my wallet by numerical order AND facing all in the same direction, with the highest dollar amount on the bottom. If it is out of order, even while in line at a store, I will correct it before taking my bag to leave. I also have to have the dishwasher loaded exactly in a certain way to maximize space, and will re-do it if my husband loads it. Is that dorky or just obsessive/compulsive? 
Hmmm, if it is the latter, then I don't believe I have a dorky side....
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 8:36pm, Melissa wrote:I organize all the paper money in my wallet by numerical order AND facing all in the same direction, with the highest dollar amount on the bottom. If it is out of order, even while in line at a store, I will correct it before taking my bag to leave. I also have to have the dishwasher loaded exactly in a certain way to maximize space, and will re-do it if my husband loads it. Is that dorky or just obsessive/compulsive?
Hmmm, if it is the latter, then I don't believe I have a dorky side....
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dorkiness with OCD tendencies....
I don't know about that but I can confirm that it is 100% dorky
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:40pm » |
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Mel, that money thing is not dorky. I do the same exact thing except I have a credit card and my drivers licence in the middle. It's all held together with one of those small office clips.
BTW This is always kept in my front left pocket. Pehaps a little dorky.
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #8 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:46pm » |
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I see Im not alone in the money thing. LOL And here I thought I was the only one that did that! Dorky...... well cant get much more dorkey then this........ making sure when a new roll of TP is put on that it starts with very first sheet ON TOP of the roll, so I dont have go lookin for the damn thing in the middle of the nightLMAO. Hell Im the only female in the house! LMMFAO
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #9 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 8:47pm » |
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dorky do's ?? Tryin to close the elevator door at the docs clinic with my car's automatic car lock/unlock button. Don't ask........I was tired and in pain......I called myself a dumbass Pam 
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #10 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 9:09pm » |
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Dorky huh?
O.K. shhhh.
I actually "LIKE" some disco music. (Bee-Gee's, etc.)
But I only listen to it in my closet when I feel like dancing. 
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #11 on: Sep 13th, 2004, 9:17pm » |
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What a buncha dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always push the shopping cart back to the store. I think Im afraid someone will see me leave it in the parking lot..........and that would be horrible if someone thought I was a bad shopping cart returner.......ree
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #12 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 2:37pm » |
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 9:17pm, Ree wrote:What a buncha dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always push the shopping cart back to the store. I think Im afraid someone will see me leave it in the parking lot..........and that would be horrible if someone thought I was a bad shopping cart returner.......ree |
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Not me. I find a shiny new Lexus or Vette and put the shopping cart right up close to the divers door. I am careful not to let it actually touch the car, just make it look like it.
Then I go set in my beat up old pickup and watch the expression on the owners face.
Amazing how some people get real touchy about shopping carts trying to mate with their $65,000 car.
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The rest of the house can go to hell for all I care, but I am fucking NEUROTIC about keeping the kitchen clean. I can't stand it when there are dishes in the sink, the trash hasn't been emptied, or the table and countertops haven't been wiped off.
Boots and shoes are ALWAYS laced LEFT OVER RIGHT. (courtesy of six years in the Army)
I never watch TV unless boxing is on.
I like Andrew Lloyd Weber's compositions for various broadway shows.
I eat ice cream right out of the carton.
I still listen to Motley Crue and think they are cool.
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #14 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 8:47pm, cootie wrote:| dorky do's ?? Tryin to close the elevator door at the docs clinic with my car's automatic car lock/unlock button. Don't ask........I was tired and in pain......I called myself a dumbass Pam |
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This one gave me a well needed belly laugh today.
Thanks cottie, ya dork.
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Here's one you can appreciate, Jayne: I still walk around to the passenger side if I'm going to drive, courtesy of living ten years in Japan, where they drive on the British side of the road.
I had to take an American driving test when I returned to the United States and when I made the last turn to drive back to the DMV, the instructor turned PALE WHITE and yelled, "SIR?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??! SIR!?!?" I was driving on the wrong side of the road, and just after I pulled over to the correct lane, an 18-wheeler came over the rise. Two seconds slower in switching lanes, and they would have been cleaning us off the road with a spatula!
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #16 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:04pm » |
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Hmmmm.....Maybe someone should start a thread about relationships between CH, OCD and just plain dorkiness. I could go on and on about my own stuff...
 I'm a proud Clusterhead, OCD Dork
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #17 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:05pm » |
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I pee sitting down.
I know it sounds silly but I eat a LOT of spicey food almost daily. There are certain places that you don't want to put your hands when you handle things like habanero peppers.
Man am I a freak or what???
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #18 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:11pm » |
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Frank, you had me running right along with you till the Andrew Lloyd Webber thing. I was even willing to overlook the boxing. But the ALW problem is sacrilege.
As penance, you must listen to the entire catalogue of St. Stephen of Sondheim until you realize the error of your ways. I suggest beginning with "Into the Woods."
BTW, I had some of the same experience after only 3 years in Japan. And it's amazing how many service people were hit by cars crossing the street off-base. The ambulances in Yokosuka must have been on permanent standby.
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Dude!! I *LOVE* The Call!! And yes, I have "Into The Woods" in my Jeep right now! (I swear to God!) LOL!
We used to fly medevac patients in and out of Yokosuka all the time, and I was called in with the other flight medics to helicopter sailors off of the USS Midway when it caught fire in port and burned 17 sailors so horribly. 
Come on: Andrew Lloyd Weber's "Phantom Of The Opera" kicks ASS!!
P.S. I still really dig Flock Of Seagulls, too!
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on Sep 14th, 2004, 3:05pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:I pee sitting down.
I know it sounds silly but I eat a LOT of spicey food almost daily. There are certain places that you don't want to put your hands when you handle things like habanero peppers.
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omg....ROTLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: any dorky secrets?
« Reply #22 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 3:55pm » |
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My son says the fact that we are using the word Dork makes us dorks because nobody uses that word anymore
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on Sep 13th, 2004, 8:10pm, Mr. Happy wrote:When I was 12, I discovered Choking My Chicken. It was free, it felt good, but I knew God was watching.
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Counts in my book. Seeing as I am guilty of the same crime.
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on Sep 14th, 2004, 3:55pm, Gena wrote:| My son says the fact that we are using the word Dork makes us dorks because nobody uses that word anymore |
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He's right, of course. With that in mind, the dorkiness of this thread is mind-boggling.
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