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alleyoop
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Do You Ever Wonder?
« on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 6:48pm » |
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Do you ever wonder........................
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear end."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butts when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does a Gynecologist leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives,
then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
And why is the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney Land the biggest ride in the park?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 9:38pm » |
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Wow that's alot to wonder about all at once......I think I am overloading here...........I can only do two things at once ya know ! Walkin and chewin gum Pam 
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #2 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:31pm » |
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I'll bet a calf was the first one to yank an udder.......see what ya can learn from animals ! Monkey see monkey do Pam
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on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:31pm, cootie wrote:| I'll bet a calf was the first one to yank an udder.......see what ya can learn from animals ! Monkey see monkey do Pam |
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you know what, that sounds so right...you should labeled that one 'brainy Pam', very smart
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #4 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:07am » |
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See I'm a smart blonde.........and I got most my teeth Pam 
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #5 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:30pm » |
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Awright Pam, you brought it up! Now I gotta tell a dumb blonde joke.
Two blondes standing on the beach one night in Florida. One blonde turns to the other and asks, "Which do you think is farther- Paris, France or the moon?" To which the other blonde replies, "Dhhuuuu........You can see the moon from here!"
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #6 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 7:32pm » |
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Good stuff Alley!!!! Got a chuckle out of chuck!!!
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Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 7:46pm » |
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Thankya, Thankya very much!
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