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Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« on: Sep 1st, 2004, 1:13pm » |
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Trip to Hooters
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off.
Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, " May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you should."
Why not?" the nun asked.
Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again.
However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on that statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?" 
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 1:33pm » |
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BUSTED!!!! 
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 1:37pm » |
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Love it! Thanks for the laugh
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 5:35pm » |
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I love it thank you for making my day
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #4 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 5:39pm » |
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 5:39pm » |
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Too funny - and strangely (although I'm far from a nun) that's something Iwould do too! Hmmmm, maybe I was a nun in some previous life? Nah - never happened! 
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 5:51pm » |
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Dang, they always put the cool stuff in the women's room.
In the Men's room there is only a sign that says "Employees must wash hands".
Service is lousy at the Vegas Hooters. I waited for half an hour and no employee came in. I had to wash them myself.
Hate when that happens.
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #7 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 6:05pm » |
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Good one T. 
That's good too. Bob. A new one for me
An addenda should read: "Be sure to linger as you grab the doorknob containing every disease known to mankind:
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Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
« Reply #8 on: Sep 1st, 2004, 6:09pm » |
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Quote:Be sure to linger as you grab the doorknob containing every disease known to mankind:
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LMAO. Good one Charlie.
Or, at the Vegas Hooters "Be sure to linger as you grab the doorknob waitress containing every disease known to mankind:
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