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Fun things to do in an elevator
« on: Aug 30th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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Just in case you needed something to break the boredom...here are some fun things to try...additional suggestions welcome!
1. MAKE RACE CAR NOISES WHEN ANYONE GETS OFF OR ON.
2. BLOW YOUR NOSE AND OFFER TO SHOW THE CONTENTS TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS.
3. GRIMACE PAINFULLY WHILE SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD AND MUTTERING, "SHUT-UP, DANG IT, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT-UP!"
4. WHISTLE THE FIRST SEVEN NOTES OF "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" INCESSANTLY.
5. SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
6. ON A LONG ELEVATOR RIDE, SWAY SIDE-TO-SIDE AT THE NATURAL FREQUENCY OF THE ELEVATOR
7. SHAVE
8. CRACK OPEN YOUR PURSE OR BRIEFCASE WHILE PEERING INSIDE ASK, "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"
9. OFFER NAME TAGS TO EVERYONE GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR. WEAR YOURS UP-SIDE-DOWN.
10. STAND SILENT AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER WITHOUT GETTING OFF.
11. WHEN ARRIVING AT YOUR FLOOR, GRUNT AND STRAIN TO OPEN THE DOORS, AND WHEN THE OPEN MY THEMSELVES, ACT EMBARRASSED.
12. LEAN OVER TO ANOTHER PASSENGER AND WHISPER "NOOGIE PATROL IS COMING"
13. GREET EVERYONE WITH A WARM HANDSHAKE AND ASK THEM TO CALL YOU ADMIRAL.
14. ONE WORD: FLATULENCE!
15. ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR, HOLD THE DOOR OPEN AND DEMAND THAT IT STAY OPEN UNTIL YOU HEAR THE PENNY THAT YOU DROPPED DOWN THE SHAFT GO "PLINK" AT THE BOTTOM.
16. DO TAI CHI EXERCISES
17. STARE, GRINNING AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE, "I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!"
18. WHEN AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE ARE ON, MOAN FROM THE BACK, "NOT NOW! I'VE GOT MOTION SICKNESS!"
19. GIVE RELIGIOUS TRACTS TO EACH PASSENGER.
20. MEOW OCCASIONALLY
21. BET THE OTHER PASSENGERS YOU CAN FIT A QUARTER IN YOUR NOSE
22. FROWN AND MUTTER, "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" THEN SIGH AND SAY "OOPS"
23. SHOW THE OTHER PASSENGERS A WOUND AND ASK IF IT LOOKS INFECTED.
24. SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" WHILE CONTINUALLY PUSHING BUTTONS.
25. HOLLER "CHUTES AWAY!" WHENEVER THE ELEVATOR DESCENDS
26. WALK ON WITH A COOLER THAT SAYS "HUMAN HEAD" ON THE SIDE.
27. STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE "YOUR ONE OF THEM!" AND MOVE TO THE FAR CORNER OF THE ELEVATOR
28. BURP AND THEN SAY "MMM... TASTY"
29. LEAVE A BOX BETWEEN THE DOORS.
30. ASK EACH PASSENGER GETTING ON IF YOU CAN PUSH THE BUTTON FOR THEM.
31. WEAR A PUPPET ON YOUR HAND AND TALK TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS THROUGH IT.
32. START A SING ALONG
33. WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS SILENT, LOOK AROUND AND ASK, "IS THAT YOUR BEEPER?"
34. PLAY THE HARMONICA
35. SHADOW BOX
36. SAY "DING" AT EACH FLOOR
37. LEAN AGAINST THE BUTTON PANEL
38. SAY "I WONDER WHAT ALL THESE DO" THEN PUSH ALL THE RED BUTTONS
39. LISTEN TO THE ELEVATOR WALLS WITH A STETHOSCOPE
40. DRAW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
41. BRING ALONG A CHAIR
42. TAKE A BITE OF A SANDWICH AND ASK “WANNA SEE WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?"
43. BLOW SPIT BUBBLES
44. PULL GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN LONG STRINGS
45. ANNOUNCE IN A DEMONIC VOICE, "I MUST FIND A MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY!"
46. CARRY A BLANKET AND CLUTCH IT PROTECTIVELY
47. MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES WHENEVER SOMEONE PUSHES A BUTTON
48. WEAR "X-RAY" GLASSES AND LEER SUGGESTIVELY AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS
49. STARE AT YOUR THUMB AND EXCLAIM "I THINK IT'S GETTING LARGER!"
50. IF ANYONE BRUSHES AGAINST YOU, RECOIL AND SHOUT "BAD TOUCH!"
51. BRING A WATER PISTOL AND SOAK EVERYONE’S SHOES
52. START BRUSHING OFF INVISIBLE BUGS SCREAMING "AUGHH! GET THEM OFF!"
53. CHALLENGE YOUR NEIGHBOR TO A TIC-TAC-TOE TOURNAMENT
54. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY FOR 5 SECONDS THEN GLARE AT THE OTHER PASSENGERS LIKE THEY ARE CRAZY
55. PAINT FACES WHILE RIDING AND OFFER TO DO IT TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS
56. MAKE CHALK DRAWINGS ON THE WALL
57. AS THE ELEVATOR GOES UP, JUMP VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN SCREAMING "DOWN! I SAID DOWN!"
58. CROUCH IN A CORNER AND GROWL AT EVERYONE WHO GETS ON
59. TRY TO GET A GAME OF "TWISTER" GOING
60. WRINKLE YOUR NOSE AND SMELL THE AIR REPEATEDLY, SNIFF AT YOUR NEIGHBOR, MAKE A DISGUSTED FROWN, THEN STEP AWAY
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #1 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 3:12pm » |
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on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:59pm, Donna_D. wrote:9. OFFER NAME TAGS TO EVERYONE GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR. WEAR YOURS UP-SIDE-DOWN.
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LOL I love this one 
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 3:27pm » |
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Pee in the corner
Scream at the top of you lungs every time it starts to move
Pretend you are talking to the dead on the emergency phone
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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Start mumbling to yourself like the stapler guy in "Office Space." 
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 4:37pm » |
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From Ellen Degenerous: (or however it's spelled) and probably best with just one other passenger:
Just say: "Yup. My first day of parole."
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #5 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 5:44pm » |
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Quote:| 4. WHISTLE THE FIRST SEVEN NOTES OF "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" INCESSANTLY. |
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If you're a guy it might be funnier to whistle the tune from those enzyte (sp?) commercials.
I sometimes do this while shopping.
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #6 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 5:51pm » |
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Carl D said something crazy like that when we were in Nashville in a full elevator, I can't remember what it was, but I was dying from laughing.
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 6:45pm » |
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Hmmmmmm,
gives new meaning to the term "Ya'll ain't quite right are you?"
Now i just gotta remember them all! 
Will work well in New Orleans!
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #8 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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I have tried these very recently or a variation very similar:
27. STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE THEN ANNOUNCE "YOUR ONE OF THEM!" AND MOVE TO THE FAR CORNER OF THE ELEVATOR
45. ANNOUNCE IN A DEMONIC VOICE, "I MUST FIND A MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY!"
52. START BRUSHING OFF INVISIBLE BUGS SCREAMING "AUGHH! GET THEM OFF!"
57. AS THE ELEVATOR GOES UP, JUMP VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN SCREAMING "DOWN! I SAID DOWN!"
All I can say is people look at you very frightened and get off quickly! Don't know why? My husband just doesn't find my humor funny at all. Don't know why. Maybe because he can't tell when I am joking compared to when my schizophrenia is acting up. Poor guy! lol I get him comming and going in all directions.
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 7:23pm » |
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #10 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 7:54pm » |
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Step onto a full elevator and announce, "I'm glad we called this meeting."
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #11 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 8:10pm » |
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I'd walk into meetings with high level execs, sit at the end of the table and say:
"The reason I've called you all here today is...."
and they'd just look up at me and crack up...
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 8:16pm » |
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on Aug 30th, 2004, 5:51pm, thomas wrote:| Carl D said something crazy like that when we were in Nashville in a full elevator, I can't remember what it was, but I was dying from laughing. |
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Uh oh. Do you hear that ticking sound?
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #13 on: Aug 30th, 2004, 10:34pm » |
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Great place for those office love-affair rendevous'. If someone comments or as new peeps enter...aske me if they want to join in.
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Re: Fun things to do in an elevator
« Reply #14 on: Aug 31st, 2004, 12:46am » |
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Don't try to shut the doors as you step inside useing your your car lock/unlock button.......I actually did that not long ago at the clinic !! I was motified I did it rite afterwards.......come on I ain't THAT stupid !!! I was extremly tired and 'hurtin BAD' (not CH)......I stumbled outA of my car and was in a hurry. Then I did it.......I was shocked at myself. Confessions of a brain fart Pam
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