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The Dave Matthews Band is in a little trouble as of this weekend. They were playing a concert here in Chicago. As their tour bus drove across a bridge over the Chicago river downtown, the driver opened the septic holding tank to drain their turds in the river.
Problem was there was a tour boat going under the bridge at the time. The paper said people got human waste in their eyes and mouths. LMAO
Glad I wasn't on that boat.
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 3:20am » |
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Shit Happens?
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 3:27am » |
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Are you suggesting that their performance there was crappy?
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #3 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 3:56am » |
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Sounds like a case of the "Shit" hitting the "Fan" to me.
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #4 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 4:27am » |
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #5 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 4:42am » |
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I just saw them in concert last night...
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #6 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 7:01am » |
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oh man that is nasty....
I like DMB, but my need for sanitation...that would be compromised! lol
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #7 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 8:15am » |
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Water under the bridge....
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #8 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 8:35am » |
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Gonna cost'em about $70,000 for that one I heard.
e coli bacteria is a big problem in city rivers, he should know that. It's not just water under the bridge when dumped on people, it'll be expensive shit.
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*edit* sorry to steal your thought Vig, I actually hadn't read your post yet when I posted. 
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #10 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 8:41am » |
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I can see it on EBay now....Get a piece of Dave Mathews sh*t. Yeah buyers, this is the real thing. Dave Mathews very own excrement. 
Bid Now...supplies are running low.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 8:44am » |
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The driver should be cited for failure to contain his load.
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #12 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 8:53am » |
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THese jokes are just shitty
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
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"Dave Matthews Band Arrested For Weapons Of Mass Disgust. Film at 11."
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #15 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 9:09am » |
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Holy shit!!
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What a shit-storm!!
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #17 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 10:51am » |
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LMAO, KOP!!
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #19 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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Jeez... That's certain to improve their bad-boy rock band reputation, isn't it? LOL
Why don't they just admit that they thought it would a damn funny prank?
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #20 on: Aug 26th, 2004, 10:21pm » |
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crap... 
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 27th, 2004, 12:03am » |
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Did they find any corn ? Duck food Pam 
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #22 on: Aug 27th, 2004, 7:22am » |
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on Aug 27th, 2004, 12:03am, cootie wrote:
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Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
« Reply #23 on: Aug 27th, 2004, 1:22pm » |
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"Dave Matthews & The Flying Corn Turds"
It's a catchy name! I'd go see them play. 
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