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Redd
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2004... (not CH)
« on: Aug 19th, 2004, 10:04am » |
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You know you're living in 2004 when.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get and outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2004, 10:50am » |
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Killer Redd!!
I identified with way too many of them (all but #9)!
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2004, 11:16am » |
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Oh, I don't know. #9 ,ade perfect sense to me. 
Funny Redd!!!
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 19th, 2004, 9:03pm » |
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LMMFAO way to go sista!!! 9 got me though. LOL YES I have punched my pass word in to my micowave!! Wondered why the baked spuds came out all flat!! LOL
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #4 on: Aug 19th, 2004, 9:35pm » |
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That was really good!
Thanks Redd
I e-mailed it to the refrigerator door.
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Aug 20th, 2004, 3:09am » |
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Good one Redd.
The only thing that doesn't work is number 15. If I tried that, my brain would explode and I'd go blind.
I'm convinced that the internet comes from the nether regions and coffee, being nectar of the gods, is what keeps me alive.
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Aug 20th, 2004, 9:11am » |
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you are so RIGHT
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Re: 2004... (not CH)
« Reply #7 on: Aug 20th, 2004, 9:47am » |
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Yeah, the old fart scrolled back to verify there was no #9, but who's counting. Thanks Redd,
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