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Facts about Couples (not CH)
« on: Aug 16th, 2004, 9:53pm » |
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You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 16th, 2004, 11:04pm » |
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ROFLMAO!!! 
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 1:00am » |
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The last one was the best.
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 3:54am » |
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LOL Chuck and here I thought you were going to offer words of wisdom to Eric and I.
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #4 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 7:42am » |
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Thanks for cheerig up my rainy day! 
I have always thought myself as a happy single but now it's proven right... 
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 3:20pm » |
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LMMFAO Chuck I just LOVE #4 thats the best one for me!! Thanks hun you got a big smile outta me today.
Love, Leesa
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Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 3:40pm » |
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What's a quickie? 
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