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Carl_D
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Do you know what alot of rednecks say right before they die?
"Hey y'all. Lookee heere. Watch this!"
It's true! I swear!
Carl
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #1 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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"Hold my beer and WATCH THIS!!" 
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KingOfPain
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #2 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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Another one:
" Hey! Betcha can't do this! "
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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides
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Kevin_M
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withered branches grow green again.
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #3 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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Aww maw, t'aint nothing gonna happen, I'll put on clean skivvies tomorrow.
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #4 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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Or the old "Yer sister sure was better." 
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #5 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 4:26pm » |
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on Aug 5th, 2004, 4:24pm, thomas wrote:| Or the old "Yer sister sure was better." |
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No Thomas...
... that's rodeo seks.
-Big Yeeeehaw!
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #6 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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LMMFAO 
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #7 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 9:25pm » |
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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
...................................................redneck alley
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I know that the Good Lord won't put any more on you than you can stand, but sometimes I wish He weren't quite so PROUD of ME!
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #8 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 10:46pm » |
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I'd never Say...
Things a Redneck Would Never Say...
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"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
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Duct tape won't fix that.
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Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
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Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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We don't keep firearms in this house.
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Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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You can't feed that to the dog.
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I thought Graceland was tacky.
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No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
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Wrasslin's fake.
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Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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We're vegetarians.
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Do you think my hair is too big?
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I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
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Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
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Who's Richard Petty?
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Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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Deer heads detract from the decor.
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Spitting is such a nasty habit.
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I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Trim the fat off that steak.
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Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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The tires on that truck are too big.
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I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
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I've got it all on a floppy disk.
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Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
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My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
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I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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Checkmate.
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She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
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Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
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I don't have a favorite college team.
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Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
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Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
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Elvis who?
Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear?
just call me red............................................
.............................................................alley
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I know that the Good Lord won't put any more on you than you can stand, but sometimes I wish He weren't quite so PROUD of ME!
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psycofemale0403
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Re: The dying words of a redneck
« Reply #9 on: Aug 5th, 2004, 11:13pm » |
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LMAO ..... I think I just pissed my pants!!
~ Lisa
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