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Carl_D
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No sleep. Feel like shit. Shadowing hard. Legs throbbing and pulsating.
Walked 8 blocks TO the bank. They tell me my check hasn't posted. HUH? It's the 3rd. Everyone else who was in line and forgot to shower or at least cover it up with some cheap deoderant got thier checks in. They tell me it is probably a processing glitch and to come back around 10:30AM.
WTF?
I limp the 8 blocks back home and NOW HAVE TO GO BACK at 10:30. I swear if that fucking machine doesn't have my check in it when I go back I'm gonna beat that fucker with my cane until it sparks or smokes!
FUCK!!! Said the one word I am trying not to think of. Been out of smokes for days, and ready to kill! If the bank doesn't have my check when I go back - watch your evening news for:
"Granite City man arrested after reportedly jumping up on a bank counter and urinating on the computer."
I will be so screwed if I don't get my check today.
Fucking fucked up system!!!
Okay, done ranting,
Carl
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 10:30am » |
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Breathe Carl!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:24pm » |
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Breathing... breathing....
::::takes drag off cigarrette::::
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apparently a few people got thier deposits delayed due to some screwy sorting system at the bank.
The one girl said "They were pulling your leg. It was here the whole time."
I decided her cheeks weren't rosey enough, so I responded, "Pull my middle leg. It'll please me, not tease me."
Let's see if THAT happens again.
Peace and breathing,
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 1:37pm » |
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scarey how much we rely on the computer banking system and automated deposites ect......were kinda at there mercy totally aren't we ?? Screw ups don't help.......woulda wanted to wack that chick with my cane dam it.......citizen cane Pam
Glad it worked out for ya Carl................how you feelin now ?
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 1:40pm » |
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ok...you're angry, and how does that make you feel?....oh wait....LOL 
Anyhow, for future reference Carl ATM machines take an average of three days to post to the acct if you deposit through them. Otherwise...as you were 
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 3:48pm » |
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You could have said much worse to her, Carl. I've made up a few that would nauseate all but the most stalwart of constitutions. *stretching and languidly extending long, sharp claws...* 
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 3:59pm » |
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I've actually growled and snarled at people before that pissed me off so bad yet was a situation where I could do nothing. Me cootie you Tarzan Pam
I'm in the mood to do some growlin rite now.....anyone wanna join me ???
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 4:08pm » |
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GRRRRRRRRRRR..... GRRRRRRRR.... GRRRRR...
(You'll have to PM me for the really raunchy insults, though. I don't think this board really wants to clean up a toxic spill...) LOL
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 4:19pm » |
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ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Feel miserable.
Head & eyes hurt.
Been awake 47 hours.
Maybe I do need accupuncture.
Hey Jeep, can I borrow your nailgun?
CD
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 4:22pm » |
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Yes. It's a DeWalt, and it will definitely fix whatever's wrong. LOL 
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 5:47pm » |
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on Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:24pm, Carl_D wrote:| "Pull my middle leg. It'll please me, not tease me." |
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LMMFAO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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How about a break for Carl? Losing my patience here
Charlie 
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