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Jeepgun
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When life deals you lemons, make lemonade.
When it throws tomatoes, make bloody marys.
When life deals you a truckload of hand-grenades,
now THAT'S a message!!  
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Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
« Reply #1 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:42pm » |
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Grenade just went off here!!!
My right knee is giving out again.
DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr,
Carl
P.S. - My saying has always been, "When life hands you lemons - bust out some windows!"
Sure, doesn't taste as good as lemonade, but I sure feel a whole lot better.
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Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
« Reply #2 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:48pm » |
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One of my favorite....
"When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons."
lol
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Jeepgun
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:52pm » |
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ROFL, John & Carl. Carl, I hope your knee is better. Warm moist heat may help...
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Carl_D
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Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
« Reply #4 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:59pm » |
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How bout some "Deep Thoughts" by Jack handy.
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
"I think a nice gift to give the President would be a chocolate revolver. But he is a busy man, so you would have to run up to him and give it to him really fast."
"If a child asks why it is raining, tell him "God is crying." If he asks why, tell him "It is probably because of something you did."
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him."
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."
"What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know."
That's all for now,
Carl D
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