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Lizzie2
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Political Hilarity
« on: Jul 24th, 2004, 2:10pm » |
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http://www.jibjab.com
If you haven't seen that one yet, it's pretty funny!! Makes fun of both sides, too. 
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #1 on: Jul 24th, 2004, 2:16pm » |
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I've been here before but damn, with dialup it just takes too long for me to get there.
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Dont know if its just me but clicking that link makes my browser freak the fuck out.
Beware!!!
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on Jul 24th, 2004, 2:16pm, Jonny wrote:
try saying that 10 times fast
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on Jul 24th, 2004, 3:03pm, Melissa wrote:
try saying that 10 times fast
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I got you on that one Mel....I can 
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #5 on: Jul 24th, 2004, 4:43pm » |
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That was just too good...  
Is it too late to get a third party on the ballot? 
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #6 on: Jul 25th, 2004, 12:07am » |
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I gotta tell this one.
I was playing this today when my 2 year old grandson got up from his nap. He started yelling, "Funny, funny!" Then when it quit, "Play it again Granny!" I think we've viewed this about 100 times.
BTW - it makes a great "babysitter" for 2 year olds. He watched it while I cooked supper and laughed thru it all.
thanks for making my day......
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #7 on: Jul 25th, 2004, 12:23pm » |
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Even though that link has been posted three (3) times. I still think it is funny.
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floridian
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Just saw it last night. Equal opportunity ridicule that is hilarious.
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #9 on: Jul 26th, 2004, 9:20am » |
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That one was funny. I found this funny too.
RESUME OF JOHN F. KERRY
RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Military:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US SENATOR:
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
NIMBY.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike. My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel". I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the"Scarmouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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Re: Political Hilarity
« Reply #10 on: Jul 26th, 2004, 9:41am » |
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That was good for a laugh!!! 
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floridian
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Yes Rev, hyperbole can be funny. You might want to run a fact check on that resume. "Vicariously running HJ Heinz" through his wife?? Teresa Heinz Kerry owns a whopping 4% of the Heinz corporation - enough to make her rich, but neither she nor John have a real say in how the company is run. In fact, the Heinz corporation gives more to Republicans than it does to Democrats, but that doesn't stop many conservatives from boycotting the company because they assume a boycott will defund Kerry.
"Voted to cut every law enforcement budget?" Kerry cheering for the mother-raping/father-stabbing criminals? That must be why police unions that supported Bush in 2000 have come out in support of Kerry in 2004.
Quote:| "After three and a half years of disappointing leadership under George Bush, we need to change course in November and elect a president with a real record of supporting police officers and a lifetime of standing with law enforcement," International Brotherhood of Police Officers President, David Holway, said in a statement. |
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I could go on, but I guess that jokes are not funny when explained.
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Bush may have an MBA, but there are some things they can't teach you in school. Trading Sammy Sosa?? Yeah, real smart business. Atleast Chicago got a laugh out of that deal
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