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**Statfleet Transmission**
UssCerberus NCC-1968 reporting...
Captains Log : star date 72104.1145
The Cerberus Sustained heavy damage while disengaging from a skirmish in the Nashcon system in the delta quadrant.
The deflector sheild took a direct hit and the sensor grid overloaded we have been flying blind since. Although the diplomatic mission was an overwhelming success and new relationships between planets has been established. We were ambushed by hostiles as we tried to return to spacedock. A long arduous battle ensued and we took on casualties and major repairs are desperately needed.
The Cerberus looks forward to the next federation summit
and hopefully the upgrades scheduled to be installed will leave her more prepared to defend against the enemy in future negotiations.
Capt. R.D. Brown.
**End Transmission**
DAMN I MISS YOU GUYS!  
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I would rather face the end with terror than terror without end. - (Deitrich Sawatsky 194?)
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***USS Jeepgun calling the Cerebrus! How copy, over? We are equipped with mechanical and medical supplies and prepared to render whatsoever aid you may require. Current Comstat reports that all quadrants are now clear and you are among friendlies. From the USS Jeepgun to the USS Cerebrus, welcome home. Welcome home. All is secure. USS Jeepgun, out.***
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Re: Today...
« Reply #2 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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I bet further analysis would show that your enemy utilized alcohol-based weaponry and that you did not put up much of a fight. 
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Re: Today...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:15pm » |
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on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:05pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:| I bet further analysis would show that your enemy utilized alcohol-based weaponry and that you did not put up much of a fight. |
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More like welcomed the enemy's weaponry with open arms.... "thank you sir, may I have another."
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Cerberus
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Re: Today...
« Reply #5 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:18pm » |
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** Starfleet Transmission**
Uss Cerberus Reporting:
Damage Report:
During the fray unconventional weaponry was utilized against us....The Cerberus was not prepared to withstand the battery. all collateral damage sustained is minor as a result. The crew suffered heavy losses to moral upon disengagement and debrieifing has begun.
The Cerberus has been issued new coordinates on a side mission to pick up extra personnel before returning to the shipyards for upgrades and repairs.
-Brown Out-
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Love youse guys....
Ramon
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Re: Today...
« Reply #6 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:33pm » |
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Well...in Earth terms(cuz I'm blond)...I'll make sure that next time there is more preservatives brought to sustain life for at least another 3 or 4 days!!!
P.S. Anyone up for another margarita????? Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: Today...
« Reply #7 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:44pm » |
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He's alllllllllll mine folks!
WTF did this thread SAY anyway!?
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Re: Today...
« Reply #8 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:47pm » |
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It says, I love you and miss you all terribly....
Ramon
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Love you, Woobie and Ramon. 
(By the way, I have it on good authority that the USS Cerebus is fueled by Mountain Dew and M&M's)  
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Re: Today...
« Reply #10 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 1:57pm » |
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Beam me up for our yearly "Amok Time."
Good thread Ramon. This one is gonna be fun.
Charlie
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I wanna push the button!!!!!
I WANNA PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!!!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Today...
« Reply #12 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:05pm » |
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Burrrrrrpppppppppppp.........end transmission. Gotta do what ya gotta do Pam
Missin the gang !!!!!!! Hey I can drink Miller in a can on my patio too......cool !!!!!! But......it's just NOT the same !!
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Re: Today...
« Reply #13 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:06pm » |
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Mel, that will be enough of that ! Besides you have to sneeze 3 times to hit the button right 
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Racer1_NC
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Re: Today...
« Reply #14 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:06pm » |
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Rare photo received from enemy ship showing success of new secret weapon.
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Jeepgun
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BUSTED!!!!
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Re: Today...
« Reply #16 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:11pm » |
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Open the pod bay door, Hal...
Hal?
HAL!!!!!
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Re: Today...
« Reply #17 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:17pm » |
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Fine intel shot, Racer. That is one helluva 'long arduous battle' he is enduring there. My guess is that the enemy fired a shitload of those frosty warheads his way.
Indeed, a clever ambush.
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Re: Today...
« Reply #18 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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CUT!.... Wrong set....
-Big Dan
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... Grab a Snickers, Fatass.
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Re: Today...
« Reply #19 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:24pm » |
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I think you are all nucking futz!!!
When and where for the next one..I'll bring the smores!!
No one properly prepared me for this part...I am in Portland....and you're all...alll...OVER the place!!  
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Re: Today...
« Reply #20 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:34pm » |
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In an image downloaded from the ship's main computer, we see the head of the "Enemy Weapons Research Team" has captured one of the "frosty warheads" and is removing it to a safe place for further study.
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Big Dan
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Re: Today...
« Reply #21 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:36pm » |
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... must.. aquire more... frosty... warheads...
re*hic*search.... incomple*hic*te....
-Big Dan
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Jeepgun
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Hey! Is Jean pulling a bottle of moonshine out of her purse? 
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Re: Today...
« Reply #23 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:43pm » |
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No...
... that's a Mexican Nuclear Warhead....
Can be divided into 1oz. 'mini-warheads'....
... I was attacked when Capt. Deej fired a salvo at me...
Beware the Mexican NUKES!
-Big Dan
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Jeepgun
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LMAO!! The USS Jeepgun was attacked by Scottish nukes, but fortunately, they were rather old. (18-year old single malt, to be precise!) I was also shelled in the South Pacific, by P.C. rum salvos. (Pina Coladas)
What can I say? I wish I were still in Bermuda..
"Don't worry, liver! I'll devise new and more creative tortures for you, yet!"
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