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Mark C
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"I used to get migraines too"...
« on: Jul 19th, 2004, 9:38pm » |
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jonny and I, and quite a few others were at the bar (go figure) and got to talking to the Bartender......blah blah this, blah blah that...and the the Bartender said" I used to get migraines too"........anyone care to guess who spoke up, after a long painful silence, and said...and I will never forget this either....
YOU DONT KNOW HOW BAD WE WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
Here...I will give you a hint.... 
BWAHH ha ha ha ha h ah ah
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #1 on: Jul 19th, 2004, 10:43pm » |
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on Jul 19th, 2004, 9:38pm, Mark C wrote:
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...and then pounce on you like you are a wounded antelope with a mangled hoof and devour you like a pack of rabid, ravenous jackals, suck your eyeballs out of your head like sucking the pimento out of green olives, so that they make that, SPOINT! sound, and then gnawing on your clean whiite bones, growling and crunching in the darkness, red eyes aglow with... er... sorry. Got carried away, there. 
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #2 on: Jul 19th, 2004, 10:46pm » |
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on Jul 19th, 2004, 10:43pm, Jeepgun wrote:
...and then pounce on you like you are a wounded antelope with a mangled hoof and devour you like a pack of rabid, ravenous jackals, suck your eyeballs out of your head like sucking the pimento out of green olives, so that they make that, SPOINT! sound, and then gnawing on your clean whiite bones, growling and crunching in the darkness, red eyes aglow with... er... sorry. Got carried away, there.
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Easy there Jeep......save it for a "it's just a headache, take some Motrin" comment... 
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #3 on: Jul 19th, 2004, 10:53pm » |
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taking some nice, deep breaths...
Maybe I should go get a nice glass of water. Yes, a glass of water would be very nice. La la la la la....
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 19th, 2004, 10:58pm » |
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Mark was that the same bartender who said
"Yeah when I get a cluster I go lay down on the cold tile floor in the bathroom until I puke then I'm OK"
Just STFU and get me another beer
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #5 on: Jul 19th, 2004, 11:17pm » |
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3 replies....
1) You must really not want a tip, do you?
2) *taking a napkin, writing Cluster headaches* Look friend, I tell you what. You have not had pain until you have had a cluster headache. Take this napkin home, and you look up Cluster Headaches on the Internet. And then tell me you have had anything like what we have.
3) I think Bartenders should stick to listening, don't you?
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #6 on: Jul 20th, 2004, 2:36am » |
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That's probably why he kept closing early. He wasn't taking any chances dealing with most of the patio crowd after about 622 beers and whatnot.
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Re: "I used to get migraines too"...
« Reply #7 on: Jul 20th, 2004, 7:28am » |
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I couldn't agree more, Rev. I used to be a bartender. Bartenders LISTEN. That's what they do. Half of the job is serving drinks. Half of the job is listening. That's why God gave us two ears and only one mouth. 
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