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sometimes you just gotta laugh
« on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:08pm » |
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I have a 3 year old who were trying to potty train. Tonight i walk into his room to find a big pile of shit on his bedside table. So i take him into the bathroom to clean up and call my husband upstairs to help clean up his room. Within seconds hubby is screaming every word i cant post here. Seems the dog decided to help himself to my sons mess. This leads to hubby chasing the dog around the house trying to get him outside while the dog continues to hold on to his find. One child and one dog is definately enough! Krista
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #1 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:11pm » |
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That does it.
I'm going to the emergency room RIGHT NOW for a vasectomy.
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #2 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:13pm » |
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Kris,
Sorry to say, but the Kipster hasn't learned a damned thing in all these years. Five more minutes, and the dog would have _completely_ devoured the mess, and finished off with a tongue shampoo on the rug.
I'm sure Kip meant well, tho.
Age ain't everything,
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #3 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:14pm » |
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Well not everyone can claim they have a shit eating dog..... 
Did you happen to notice if the dog was grinning?
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #4 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:16pm » |
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lol. doubt he was grinning. i think my husband scared the shit out of him. (ooh. sorry bad pun) krista
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #5 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:16pm » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:11pm, vig wrote:That does it.
I'm going to the emergency room RIGHT NOW for a vasectomy.
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Well you could always do it yourself like that guy in England.......stuffed a sawed off 12 gauge in the front of his pants......the weapon discharged. Poof.....no mo ammo.....in more way than one.
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #6 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:18pm » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:14pm, Racer1_NC wrote:Well not everyone can claim they have a shit eating dog.....
Did you happen to notice if the dog was grinning?
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #7 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:18pm » |
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I was thinking of the reversible kind.....
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #8 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:25pm » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:18pm, vig wrote:| I was thinking of the reversible kind..... |
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Oohhh! Nevermind......
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #9 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 11:08pm » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:14pm, Racer1_NC wrote:Well not everyone can claim they have a shit eating dog.....
Did you happen to notice if the dog was grinning?
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I, have a shit eating dog. In fact, I have two shit eating dogs! They are not real picky about the origin of it. But I believe they prefer deer shit and then cat shit. They are always trying to clean up after the neighbor's cat when it shits on my lawn.  And looking for the rabbit droppings in our backyard. But they really like it when they go for a walk in the nearby woods.
Just don't let 'em lick ya! And yeah, they grin their asses off!
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #10 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 11:12pm » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 11:08pm, purpleydog wrote:
I, have a shit eating dog. In fact, I have two shit eating dogs! They are not real picky about the origin of it. But I believe they prefer deer shit and then cat shit. They are always trying to clean up after the neighbor's cat when it shits on my lawn. And looking for the rabbit droppings in our backyard. But they really like it when they go for a walk in the nearby woods.
Just don't let 'em lick ya! And yeah, they grin their asses off!
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Perhaps your dogs need a little more fiber in their diet? 
And to think I was just about to IM you to ask the origin of your nic. 
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #11 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:12am » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 11:12pm, Racer1_NC wrote:
Perhaps your dogs need a little more fiber in their diet?
And to think I was just about to IM you to ask the origin of your nic.
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Actually they like to eat grass, the coarser the better.
Maybe I'll post on my nic someday... 
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #12 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:40am » |
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... it's a Shitzu, isn't it?...
God, please let it be a shitzu....
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #13 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:58am » |
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on Jul 15th, 2004, 1:12am, purpleydog wrote:
Actually they like to eat grass, the coarser the better.
Maybe I'll post on my nic someday...
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Eating grass a lot of times is a sign that a dog is sick. Something in the grass makes them feel better, I guess. Kind of self-medicating shit eating dogs.
klp, I have 3 sons and had at least 1 sometimes 2 dogs while they were toddling. I can relate.
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #14 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 2:15am » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:11pm, vig wrote:That does it.
I'm going to the emergency room RIGHT NOW for a vasectomy.
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REDNECK VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a not so bright couple decided that was enough.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his Wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #15 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 6:17am » |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............................
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #16 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 9:49am » |
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on Jul 15th, 2004, 1:58am, Gator wrote:
Eating grass a lot of times is a sign that a dog is sick.
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Sometimes they will use it to calm their upset tummies. But they're omnivores. They will eat almost anything! (yuck) 
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #17 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:59pm » |
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away we had a Doberman named "Noon". Noon loved horse shit. She would only eat her shit and horse shit. WTF??? One day I took her for a walk and there, in the middle of the sidewalk, was a huge pile of horse shit. Noon went bizerko on my and I tried with all my 11 year old muscular might to drag her away from this stinking pile. Meanwhile traffic is flying by and watching while I'm trying to hide my face in my hands. I had no choice but to stand there are let her eat the pile o' shit. Is that what dogs dream about---shit???
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #18 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 5:54pm » |
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And here I am, vig, wondering why you feel a vasectomy is in order...
Unless of course you have been in the habit of siring doggies... Don't tell me you married a not-a-nice-girl!
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #19 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 5:59pm » |
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on Jul 15th, 2004, 1:59pm, Samantha_Smith wrote:| Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away we had a Doberman named "Noon". Noon loved horse shit. She would only eat her shit and horse shit. WTF??? One day I took her for a walk and there, in the middle of the sidewalk, was a huge pile of horse shit. Noon went bizerko on my and I tried with all my 11 year old muscular might to drag her away from this stinking pile. Meanwhile traffic is flying by and watching while I'm trying to hide my face in my hands. I had no choice but to stand there are let her eat the pile o' shit. Is that what dogs dream about---shit??? |
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I dunno. It's got to be an acquired taste....
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Re: sometimes you just gotta laugh
« Reply #20 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 6:39pm » |
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Ave,
klp wrote:
"I have a 3 year old who were trying to potty train. Tonight i walk into his room to find a big pile of shit on his bedside table."
That's why!
(the canine world is safe!) 
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