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Four married guys are on a weekend jeep trip. As they get to the trail they decide to pull over and stop for coffee. The following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come wheeling this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a
deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I'll
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to gripe until they realized the fourth guy hadn't said a
word. So they asked him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to go wheeling this weekend. What's the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock,
gave the wife a nudge and said, "Wheeling or sex?" and she said, "Don't forget your tow strap."
 
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Re: One more Jeep joke
« Reply #1 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 1:22pm » |
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So did you bring your tow strap, Jeep?
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Re: One more Jeep joke
« Reply #2 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 1:59pm » |
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
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Suck it up Princess...
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 1:22pm, Gator wrote:| So did you bring your tow strap, Jeep? |
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You bet!!
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Re: One more Jeep joke
« Reply #4 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 2:16pm » |
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Wait...was that a Tow strap.....or a Strap-on?????
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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No.. It was tow-strap. My Jeep won't let me have sex with her, either!
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Re: One more Jeep joke
« Reply #6 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 4:26pm » |
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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