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Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles
Jul 13, 1:06 pm ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/414758|oddlyenough|07-13 -2004::13:11|reuters.html
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #1 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 4:46pm » |
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damn...
whole new meaning to 'shootin' your rocks off'....
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #2 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 5:41pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:46pm, Big Dan wrote:damn...
whole new meaning to 'shootin' your rocks off'....
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Nice one Dano LOL
And I bet this guy will never have the "balls" to carry a weapon in his pants again! He's lucky he still has his gun.
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 6:47pm » |
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wasn't losing his "marbles" punishment enough? Pretty damn rough that the guy has to spend five years in the pokey for blowing off his own balls.... 
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #5 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 7:48pm » |
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You'd think spending the rest of his life having to explain that story would be enough punishment.
5 years in the can may start to look good after a time.
At least we won't have to see the poor dope on Jerry Springer any time soon. You never know about Larry King..... 
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #6 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 8:05pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:46pm, Big Dan wrote:damn...
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ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #7 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 8:49pm » |
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Who's 'bitch' will he be in prison tho.......will any of the 'guys' have him ?
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #8 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 9:19pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:49pm, cootie wrote:| Who's 'bitch' will he be in prison tho.......will any of the 'guys' have him ? |
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Sure! He's half way there on the sex change op!!!!
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Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the article actually stated that he pled guilty to possessing a firearm?
"I plead NOT GUILTY, Your Honor! The damage to my testicles was done with a... with a... um... with a SLINGSHOT!! YEAH!! THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED! I SWEAR!" 
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #10 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 9:21am » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 8:54am, Jeepgun wrote:Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the article actually stated that he pled guilty to possessing a firearm?
"I plead NOT GUILTY, Your Honor! The damage to my testicles was done with a... with a... um... with a SLINGSHOT!! YEAH!! THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED! I SWEAR!" |
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No, you're not.
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #11 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:03am » |
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Actually the guy was half way back to his "friend", who I suspect is considering himself lucky that his rocks weren't the ones shot off.
If the guy had any balls to begin with, he would have punched out the guy in the bar instead of going home for a gun. Rather ironic to lose something he didn't have in the first place.
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LOL PF!
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Re: Drinkers beware...
« Reply #13 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:35am » |
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The guy was on his way back to his "friend" when the gun went off.
Talk about a problem blowing your wad prematurely!
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