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Jeepgun
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Inspired by my warped mind. (I thought it deserved its own thread...) 
There once was a boy named Buster
Who had horrible headaches called "Clusters."
He'd snort algae grit
Explosively shit
And wipe his ass with a pink feather duster.
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Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
« Reply #1 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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Those have aborted many attacks for me.
I'm not tellin ya how though.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:48pm » |
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Yeah... Pink feather dusters are the shiznit. Definitely. 
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 4:20pm » |
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Now THAT's funny....
Thx Jeep
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 4:58am » |
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There once was a Clusterhead named Frank
Who wrote limericks and poems that stank
He posted them here
For he had no fear
That his talent would would lead to the bank
Just kidding bro. Very funny and cool stuff - as usual.
Pain Free Days And Nights to you!
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 7:31am » |
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ROFL!
Very well, then. Here is another:
One who thinks my poems poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I could not use.
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Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
« Reply #6 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 7:45am » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:31am, Jeepgun wrote:
Very well, then. Here is another:
One who thinks my poems poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I could not use.
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And he strikes again!! 
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 9:14am » |
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 10:16am » |
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There once was a poster called Jeepgun,
he liked to smoke pot and say "yeah mon"
he said he had clusters and was in terrible pain.
In reality he was a whiner and had migraines.
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 10:21am » |
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There once was a woman named Jayne
Who prided herself on being a pain
She had not the sense
Not to lick the electric fence
Nor to even come in out of the rain.
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 10:25am » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:21am, Jeepgun wrote:
There once was a woman named Jayne
Who prided herself on being a pain
She had not the sense
Not to lick the electric fence
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Boooo get of the stage!!!!! I demand a refund!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 10:28am » |
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ROFL!! Okay, then. (Hey, I'm making these up off the cuff!)
Little Jayney saw some dynamite
She couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Jayney for seven days.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 6:45pm » |
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on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:28am, Jeepgun wrote:ROFL!! Okay, then. (Hey, I'm making these up off the cuff!)
Little Jayney saw some dynamite
She couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Jayney for seven days.
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Jeez Frank! Please stick to your day job, I'm sorry friend but you suck. No I really mean it you suck. lol
When Frank tries to make up a rhyme,
It's a felony, it's terrible, it's a crime.
It hurts his brain
he should really refrain.
His poetry is awful, yes it's LAME.
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 7:37pm » |
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 9:07pm » |
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Yuk said the man from Nantucket
He got an ice pick......and he stuck it
His eye turn'd red.........and then it bled
That's when he said.....oh fuck it
Now he knew.........with only that clue
How it felt to have ch....he thought to himself
Not a midget or elf
Oh how fuckin cruel ! 
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 13th, 2004, 9:23pm » |
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There once was thread about jokes,
but the more people posted it broke,
....and that's all she wrote....
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 7:42am » |
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Fuck it. I quit. I didn't realize it was some kind of competition. No sweat off my sack. *shrug*
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Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
« Reply #17 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 10:28am » |
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on Jul 14th, 2004, 7:42am, Jeepgun wrote:| Fuck it. I quit. I didn't realize it was some kind of competition. No sweat off my sack. *shrug* |
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Oh Frank....don't cry (((((((((((((((Frank)))))))))))))))
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 4:43pm » |
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Jayne please hear my sincere apology
I'll never be a poetic prodigy
I'll stop being a grump
Perhaps take a dump
And stick with clusterhead-ology.
Love ya', Jayne.  
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