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TedGoddamnit
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I too once had bad headaches. I could do nothing but lay down when they came on. And then I drank blue-green-algae twice a day and haven't had a headache since. Contact me for more information.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #2 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:05am » |
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WTF??
Ted, bad headaches are NOT clusterheadaches. And if you had a cluster headache, I seriously doubt that you would be "laying down". Blue green algae liquid? What the fuck is that? You better hightail out of here, dude. Before someone DOES contact you!
blue algae liquid my ass
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #3 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:14am » |
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Hi Ted!
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #4 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:15am » |
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Where is my Troll Poking Stick?
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WB Ted!!
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TedGoddamnit
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #5 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:16am » |
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Mast, check your mail for exactly how much but I get them once a week like you all probably do.
Doggiedog, I'm not sure what you mean but my headaches are bad enough where I have to laydown. But your reply gave me some faith, brother.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #6 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:18am » |
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WB Ted! Still drinkin' the pond scum 'eh? I'll stick with my beer treatment...
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #7 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:21am » |
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Ted ... plz peddle your bull somewhere's else !
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:29am » |
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Botswana ? Is that somewhere in New Jersey?
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #9 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:40am » |
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You actually had to lay down? Oh my god you poor thing.
Well now that your alright, thanks of course to the blue algae, would you do me a favor? Go fuck yourself.
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The guy who just told you to go fuck yourself
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #10 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 1:52am » |
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I actually made a mistake. If it's fresh it should be blue-green algae. I had an old batch and it was more brown-yellow algae.
Hey, is it true you guys have mushrooms?
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 2:01am » |
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on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:16am, TedGoddamnit wrote:Mast, check your mail for exactly how much but I get them once a week like you all probably do.
Doggiedog, I'm not sure what you mean but my headaches are bad enough where I have to laydown. But your reply gave me some faith, brother. |
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Once a fucking week???? Big fucking deal dude. How about once every 2-3 hours? And Lay down... Maybe after it is over and I have no energy other then to lie on the fucking floor shaking because I felt like y head was ripped to shedds and placed in the path of a flame thrower for good fucking measure.
Ted, please do us all a big favor and go elsewhere. Right now I am trying really hard to be nice.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #12 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 2:02am » |
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Ted,
I'm sure you made a wrong turn . . .go take a blue-green or (if it's old) yellow-brown algae enema . . .because you're full of shit.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #13 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 2:05am » |
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I don't think he'll be wanted there either! *ick*
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 2:47am » |
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Many of you have made a mistake. It's not blue liquid. It's not yellow phospherous. It's blue-green algae and I have it for you for the cheapest of prices. Step up, step up. Come on brothers and sisters, have I got the cure for you.
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:01am » |
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Hey Ted, I'll buy some off ya!!
But then I want tickets to the show of you fucking yourself, sounds like it'd be interesting and hard to twist into that pretzel shape.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #16 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:08am » |
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Damn I missed you Ted! Welcome back!!!! (seriously)
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #17 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:09am » |
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WB, Ted! I sure missed your sense of humor!
BTW, how much is this miracle snake oil cure? Is it just one arm, and one leg? Or do I have to throw a testicle in the deal, too?
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #18 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:20am » |
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two please
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #19 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:36am » |
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Well, dammitTed, how do we take this cure-all? Is it a preventative? Abortive? You sure talk a good talk but leave a lot to be desired. When do we get that info? After we get delivery? How do we know it's real and not veggy coloring? Is it a brand name? Are there little creatures in it? Has there been a blind study on it? Are you blind now?
Sheesh....you sure expect a lot of faith on our part.
How about some real answers?
Interested.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #20 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:52am » |
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on Jul 12th, 2004, 12:57am, TedGoddamnit wrote:| I too once had bad headaches. I could do nothing but lay down when they came on. And then I drank blue-green-algae twice a day and haven't had a headache since. Contact me for more information. |
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A headaches that makes you lay down is just a good reason for a nap....
Imagine 2-5 anyeurisms bursting in your brain all on the same side, while having a stroke right behind your eye. But it won't kill you...
Does that sound like it would make you want to lay down?
Now get the fuck out of here, and find some other pitch. Bitch...
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #21 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 5:16am » |
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Welcome back Ted!
Missed you one way or another... Silly jokes with a sting is one reason.
Hope uyou are not coming back cause the clusters are biting harder and faster. Keep well, man.
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #22 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 5:38am » |
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Welcome back, Ted.....Charlie missed you
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #23 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 5:44am » |
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This isn't THE Ted that we all know, love and have been abused by is it?
Can't be, no swear words in his posts
Well, only two words come to mind: Pond Slime
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Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs
« Reply #24 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 6:40am » |
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Hey Ted,
It was with great interest that I read your post. It seems you and I share a mutual interest in different ways. You drink and sell blue-green-algae. I, on the other hand, do neither. But I do have an almost endless supply of the stuff in a pond behind my house. With your obvious zeal and entreprenurial bent, I'm sure we could have a mutually profitable relationship. We could both make lots of $$ and I could get rid of that NUISANCE SCUM!
Eagerly waiting to hear from you GoddamnitTed,
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