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I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
« on: Jul 9th, 2004, 11:01pm » |
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Yes I have booked comics to entertain us. I might have 5 coming now.
If you are religious or have children, it might offend you.
I am really sorry, all I tried to do was make you all laugh.
Now I am feeling really bad as some people will have to leave the room when they start. Yes, they will cuss and talk about sensitive subject matters.
I tried to make the majority happy.
I'm feeling really shitty at this moment.
I am sorry. It's not too late to cancel them if you all think it is best.
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Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 9th, 2004, 11:06pm » |
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on Jul 9th, 2004, 11:01pm, Jayne wrote:Yes I have booked comics to entertain us. I might have 5 coming now.
If you are religious or have children, it might offend you.
I am really sorry, all I tried to do was make you all laugh.
Now I am feeling really bad as some people will have to leave the room when they start. Yes, they will cuss and talk about sensitive subject matters.
I tried to make the majority happy.
I'm feeling really shitty at this moment.
I am sorry. It's not too late to cancel them if you all think it is best. |
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Why? Fuckem if they can't take a joke 
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Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 9th, 2004, 11:11pm » |
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Someone once said(I don't know who), "you can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time."
Hand out ear plugs at the door! 
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 9th, 2004, 11:17pm » |
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Jayne girl....are ya jokin'??? Who here wouldn't love a few good laughs???
it'll be GREAT! unless they SUCK!!!
You're doing awesome Jayne...relax!
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 12:17am » |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jayne, puleeeeez
I will need laughs
I'm sure you meant no ill feelings toward anyone, but I'm sure not all of us will like everything there. So to each his own. That's what they make doors for...exits.
Thanks again for all your hard work Jayne,
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 12:20am » |
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Ignore me I was being a sensitive Annie.....it's all good and I need to learn that I will never please everyone...
Jimi said that was a female trait.
So I'm good, I had my little wobbler and now I'm fine.
*popping a xanax*
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:01am » |
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Oh man I'm lookin forward to it.......most comedians are OFF COLOR and if ya can't laugh at life go fuck yourself. Opps.....have anuther beer Pam......hic......sorry....I've been practiceing for the convention....so far so drunk !!! Can ya hear me now ?
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on Jul 10th, 2004, 1:01am, cootie wrote:| .....have anuther beer Pam......hic......sorry....I've been practiceing for the convention....so far so drunk !!! Can ya hear me now ? |
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:07am » |
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:11am » |
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Just put one hand on the wheel and the other over one eye and try to focus....there ya go....perfect.......errrrr .........well,,, never mind
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:26am » |
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Luckily tonight I washn't driwven...........honestly officer it washn't me !!! (rode the bike) Got home.........hic...........and got a dog in labor, Jus what I wanted ta do tanight......hic....looks like I'm up for the duration unless I fall outa this chair ! Thump............................. 
I need a vacation....wait a minute........T minus 5 days and counting to NASHVILLE !!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:30am » |
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I think if they have any material about headaches it would be great. If I pee my pants, I will have to leave too.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:35am » |
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As long as they don't pick on blondes.......I get all the dumb blonde jokes.....everywhere we go people go outa there way to tell em to me. As if I really wanna know how dumb I am.....I already know all that ! Where 's the dumb men jokes ?
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:36am » |
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on Jul 9th, 2004, 11:01pm, Jayne wrote:Yes I have booked comics to entertain us. I might have 5 coming now.
If you are religious or have children, it might offend you.
I am really sorry, all I tried to do was make you all laugh.
Now I am feeling really bad as some people will have to leave the room when they start. Yes, they will cuss and talk about sensitive subject matters.
I tried to make the majority happy.
I'm feeling really shitty at this moment.
I am sorry. It's not too late to cancel them if you all think it is best. |
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Damn skippy... can't please 'em all. Hey.. some people will not watch it and be fine with it... no biggie.
Others will bitch about it, and they'll get over it.
... who cares?... If they plan on being in the same room as me... they might hear an curse or 50... but hey... I can't please 'em all either.
You're doin' great... even for a mis-placed Brit..
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:37am » |
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on Jul 10th, 2004, 1:35am, cootie wrote:| As long as they don't pick on blondes.......I get all the dumb blonde jokes.....everywhere we go people go outa there way to tell em to me. As if I really wanna know how dumb I am.....I already know all that ! Where 's the dumb men jokes ? |
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 1:49am » |
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How many blondes does it take to..........oh never mind......tried that last nite and it didn't work. Dam I need ta get some sleep...........can ya tell ???
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 10th, 2004, 6:45am » |
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All you have to do is remind them they are booked
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 11th, 2004, 12:26am » |
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Awww Poppet, not to worry love. It will be fine. You did a KICK ASS job and I for one cant say THANK YOU enough for all the help you have given me. For those that dont stick around for this they are going to miss some good fun and lots of belly laughs. But not everyone is always going to be happy. Ya know you posted this a WHILE ago that this was NOT for kids or those that might take offence so they were given black and white (or green) warnings hun. It will be FINE. I cant wait!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 11th, 2004, 12:32am » |
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I'm not even going, and it would piss me off if you had to cancel the comics. Don't feel bad if a few people choose to go enjoy something else while the show is on! If they prefer to miss it, that's fine. Nobody gets hurt.
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« Reply #19 on: Jul 11th, 2004, 2:12am » |
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Jayne, HONEY!! I cant wait!!! please, dont worry about a few spoil-sports!!
BESIDES
I am looking forward to Chuck stealing some of the material, his old stuff is wearing thin!!
Cathi, who wouldn't recognize the group if it WEREN't off-color!!
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 11th, 2004, 6:55am » |
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 .....sending a few laughs to all the sour faced pussies who don't like to laugh!! You go Jayne I can see im gonna be missing out on one great convention wish I could be there.....
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fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!!
Fuck fuck fuck a duck!
Screw a kangaroo!
Fingerbang an orangutan
Support your local zoo!!
FUCK!! motherfuck!! Sonofabeeotch!!!
This has been a test of the political sensitivity response system. We now return you whiny little bastards to your originally scheduled program, so quityerb*tchin!
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on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:36pm, Jeepgun wrote:fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!!
Fuck fuck fuck a duck!
Screw a kangaroo!
Fingerbang an orangutan
Support your local zoo!!
FUCK!! motherfuck!! Sonofabeeotch!!!
This has been a test of the political sensitivity response system. We now return you whiny little bastards to your originally scheduled program, so quityerb*tchin!
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So when are you posting the pics of you in a speedo from bermuda? THat should test the waters of how many prudes we have on the site?
ps How was the trip? Did you have fun? I am so jealous... I Need a vacation....
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We had a BLAST!! It was absolutely fabulous!! Swimming, snorkeling the reefs, parasailing, drinking Bermudian rum, soaking up the sun... It was a really great vacation.
The reefs were GREAT!! The first time, we went four miles out, to where the USS Montana was sunk. I snorkeled out and got to see the smokestacks sticking up, all covered with barnacles. Tons of fish... Sergeant-Majors, Parrotfish, tons of Wrasse... Fish that I didn't know the names of... The coral was beautiful, too. Brain coral, sea fans, fire coral...
I got my fins, mask, and snorkel on, and jumped in. Mari was still on-board with Julia. She got Julia all set up, and Julia said she was scared, but I held my arms out to her and said, "Come on!" She jumped in, got one look at the fish, and after that, she was thoroughly mesmerized. There were some big Groupers that came right up to me. One of them brushed against my neck, another brushed against my shoulder, and one came swimming directly at me, and when he went to turn away, I stretched out my hand and stroked his side.
The next day, we rented snorkeling gear on the beach and swam out about a hundred yards to some coral reefs. They were terrific! We saw more fish than we did, snorkeling from the boat. I was swimming along, following a Blue Tang. He was keeping an eye on me, and started swimming a little faster. I swam faster to keep up with him. He tired of our little game and with a quick maneuver, he turned and ducked under a coral shelf. LOL
I swam over a rim of coral and found myself looking down into a deep, sandy bowl in the middle. It was full of Parrotfish, Wrasse, and tiny, iridescent blue fish. So utterly beautiful...
At one point, I thought I'd found a rowboat that had been sunk, so I called Mari over. She swam over and took a look, and then it dawned on both of us that we were really looking at a sunken chaisse lounge. We came up, spit our snorkels out, and laughed like crazy.
I'm hooked. Now I want to travel to Australia, Hawaii, and New Zealand for the snorkeling!
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 12th, 2004, 3:29pm » |
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Frank..
Try Costa Maya, the 2nd largest coral reef in the world..spectacular!
Definitely add that to your list... in the Caribbean, on the Yucatan peninsula............I'm ready for a return visit....
But, really, how DO you feel about off-color jokes?
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