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ExplodingEyeBall
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POTD 07/08/2004
« on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:34am » |
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OK.
I don't think I'll be offending any Amish. They shouldn't be using computers any way.
But just in case. I only did this because I thought it was funny and I in no way meant any offense to them or any other religious group.
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #1 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:36am » |
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #2 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:43am » |
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You are sooooooo bad Pat!!!
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #3 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:48am » |
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Amish Pickup Lines
1. Are thee at barn-raisings often?
2. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.
3. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?
4. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.
5. Say, my favorite movie is Witness, too!
6. Art thee a model?
7. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.
8. Thy buggy has a cool lacquer job.
9. I got Sinatra tickets...
10. Are thee up for some plowing?
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #4 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:52am » |
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Arrived August, 1999.
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #5 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 10:54am » |
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on Jul 8th, 2004, 10:34am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:OK.
I only did this because I thought it was funny and I in no way meant any offense to them or any other religious group.
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Ditto here.
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #6 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 11:02am » |
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004THE FIRST WORKING AMISH LAPTOP
« Reply #7 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 11:16am » |
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Good thing you wrote that disclaimer. They've got puters!
THE FIRST WORKING AMISH LAPTOP COMPUTER!!!!
Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a computer....but it's the most advanced abacus in history! Using ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a portable "computer" that is capable of accessing the Internet!
Features:
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13 x 6 Bead Resolution
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78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
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All wood construction
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Chalk & slate based input
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Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
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1 Chicken Power Supply
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Built-in Modem (see FAQ for more info)
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #8 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 11:22am » |
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I sometimes see Amish and Menonite people at the camp ground when I camping.
I don't get it. Is the camp site considered a luxery suite because it has electricity?
I go camping to get away from it all. What are they getting away from?
I'M SO CONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #9 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 11:33am » |
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #10 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 11:52am » |
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This shouldn't offend even the Amish....
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #11 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 1:02pm » |
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cool vig. Can you take a pic the starts at your toes and ends at your heels?
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #12 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 1:24pm » |
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mean like this?:
You can flip it over....
(I'm really hogging the page today!)
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #13 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 1:44pm » |
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Yep. That is a great shot. beautiful area.
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #14 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 1:46pm » |
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That's sweet, Vig...
... thing is, if you use the scroll bar in slow motion from the top to the bottom of it, it makes you want to vomit.
THAT ROCKS!
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Re: POTD 07/08/2004
« Reply #17 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 7:38pm » |
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Jonny - that's cool in a sort of eeeeewww way!
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Grandma, have about 4 glasses of wine and it'll look real purty!
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