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Tiannia
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Happy Ending... (not CH)
« on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and
feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain
rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they
had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the
expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to
work in the house...The maid quit...
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A
month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not
find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the
saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed
her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement
in exchange for getting the house back...
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she
were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his
lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they
watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...
....including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:26pm » |
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BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:28pm » |
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LMAO, Good one Tia!! 
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:41pm » |
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Great story!!!
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #4 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:54pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2004, 4:24pm, Tiannia wrote:
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????
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Tia, this little story is good to file for future reference
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 5:32pm » |
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ROTFLMAO!!! 
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 7:03pm » |
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Good one, the wheels are turning. lol
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 7:03pm » |
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The title of this thread is very misleading
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #8 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 8:40pm » |
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Sounds like my own personal little motto - Don't get mad - get even!!!
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 10:00pm » |
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Oh, how fitting! Yes this will be filed for future reference. (thanks Pep)
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 10:48pm » |
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You're killin me.
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Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
« Reply #11 on: Jul 7th, 2004, 2:05am » |
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That was good Tianna....
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