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This is the reply to an email I sent this quack from his post on the med. Board
Thanks for writing. It isn't a "bogus cure all". It an all natural headache relief. It's in a .33 ounce roll-on bottle. It contains Peppermint, Lavender, Lemon, and Tea Tree Essential Oils in a distilled water base. You roll it on your temples and the back of your neck up to four times a day. I've been teaching, producing, and selling aromatherapy products for over 8 years. I teach in a lot of settings, including nursing homes, hospitals, and massage therapy schools.
The cost is $7.00 per bottle plus $1.99 shipping and handling. The product is guaranteed. If for what ever reason you want to return it, I will send you a check for the full amount less the s&h charges. So what it amounts to is you are at the very worst case risking $1.99.
If you'd like to order, please let me know. We accept check, Visa, and Master Card. Either way, thanks for your inquiry and good luck.
George Cox
Everyone should express their appreciation to George.
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 9:04am » |
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LMAO! 
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 9:39am » |
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He is replying on the original thread. Go have some fun with him.
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And the band plays on.................
I am sorry you feel that way. I have no intention of ripping anyone off. You are correct when you say that I haven't done any research on cluster headaches, I haven't. I simply have had some good feedback from people who suffer from ch and decided to try and make it available. No more, no less.
It does bother me that everyone believes that I am some sort of snakeoil thief. If you like, send me your address and I'll send the product free of charge. If it helps you, send me the $8.99. If it doesn't, send me another blistering email and throw it out. I can't do any more than that.
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Don, it sounds like you're on the up and up. The deal you propose is very generous, and it's obvious that you believe in your product.
Please forgive the cynicism that you've met with, thus far. Most of us have suffered with this condition for a number of years, and most of us have dealt with a number of snake-oil hucksters. In fact, I just recently got a phone call from a fellow who was selling some kind of seaweed extract, but didn't know anything at all about cluster headaches.
If you really are interested in helping, click on some of the medical links on this site and read up on these horrible things. It will give you some essential background, and may help you to knowledgeably increase the effectiveness of your product.
All the best.
-Frank
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #5 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 10:55am » |
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well I am always impressed when they offer to let us try it for free first. It's the ones that want our $$ without a trial sample that bring out the BIATCH in me.
If they are offering a free sample, I say forgive em for they know not what they deal with.
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Quote:Don, it sounds like you're on the up and up. The deal you propose is very generous, and it's obvious that you believe in your product.
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WTF? LMMFAO.
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You have some kind of fuckin' problem with what I wrote, Don? You haven't lived with cluster headaches and you haven't dealt with the a$$holes that most of us run into, who are always trying to sell some bullshit remedy. If you can't understand that, then get the fuck out of here. What IS your problem??? 
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Jeepgun
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WHOOPS!! Don, I owe you a major apology. I misunderstood and thought you were the guy actually selling the product. Please forgive me.
Rock_Lobster, thanks for setting me straight, bud.
Okay: Now that I've thoroughly embarrassed myself, I'll go sit in the corner. 
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #9 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 11:13am » |
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Hey, Frankie... 'woah' them thar horses... lmao
Don's a longtime CH'er... he's just posting replies to aformentioned snakeoil pitchman...
... ya'll need to drink more coffee in the morning...
lmao
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Jeepgun
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*stumbling over to the coffee pot and genuflecting before it* 
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don
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Jeep your fuckin killin me here. LMMFAO.
Great responses ......wrong guy!
LMMFAO
You have some kind of fuckin' problem with what I wrote, Don? You haven't lived with cluster headaches and you haven't dealt with the a$$holes that most of us run into, who are always trying to sell some bullshit remedy. If you can't understand that, then get the fuck out of here. What IS your problem???
Couldn't have said it better myself !
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don
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Jeepgun
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ROFLMAO!!
*singing, "If I Only Had A Brain..." do-do-do do-do-do-doo...* LOL! 
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #15 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 11:27am » |
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Hey Jeep dude.......
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don
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Few to many head bumps on the roll bar.
He'll be fine.
LMAO
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D'oh!!!
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don
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This thread will no doubt be the single most funniest thing to happen to me all week !
Thanks Jeep ! Needed that!
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ROFL! Now I'm crackin' up. Just think of it as vicariously tearing that snake-oil salesman a new a$$hole.
"Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!"
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #20 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 12:39pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2004, 11:06am, Jeepgun wrote:| You have some kind of fuckin' problem with what I wrote, Don? You haven't lived with cluster headaches and you haven't dealt with the a$$holes that most of us run into, who are always trying to sell some bullshit remedy. If you can't understand that, then get the fuck out of here. What IS your problem??? |
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Hey Jeepgun,
No one is perfect.
Nice rip though. 
Good practice for the real slime that shows up here.
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I hate these fuckwads that show up and try to sell shit to people, just because they have a condition. To me, it's no different than TV evangelists who rant from the podium and steal money from the elderly and people who are in need of a real miracle. NUKE 'EM ALL!!
er... Or else maybe I'll just go have a nice demitassi or something...
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Hey Jeep
Don't worry about it, you've made a lot of people with bad heads laugh today!
I know what it's like though, we are all gagging for someone to kill on here who deserves it, it's a CH trait, 'hornery' is the word over there isn't it Don?
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #23 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 1:38pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2004, 1:30pm, pubgirl wrote:Hey Jeep
Don't worry about it, you've made a lot of people with bad heads laugh today!
I know what it's like though, we are all gagging for someone to kill on here who deserves it, it's a CH trait, 'hornery' is the word over there isn't it Don?
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LMAO Frank! This IS, without a doubt, the funniest thread I've read in a long time! 
That's what I love about this place, everyone has a sense of humor.
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Re: Cure at Hand!
« Reply #24 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Yep, my boss just asked me if I have tried any herbal remedies....haha, he is well-meaning, but if I could show him a kip 7 for 1 minute, he would laugh too.
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