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Jeepgun
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You slipped in through my window on a moonbeam and roused me from sleep, whispering in my ear. You hovered over my body, caressing me here and there, looking for a soft, tender place to plant your kiss. Your voice was high and soft as you moved closer... ever closer...
And then I smashed the FUCK out of you, you fucking mosquito!!   
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 3:05pm » |
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Poetic Justice. The mosquito is the most dangerous animal in the world. It's responsible for over a million deaths worldwide per year. Sleep tight.
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Jeepgun
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I hate, HATE, HATE mosquitos!! Whose brilliant idea was it to create THEM??? Grrrrr...
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thomas
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on Jun 28th, 2004, 3:12pm, Jeepgun wrote:| Whose brilliant idea was it to create THEM??? Grrrrr... |
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Probably the same person that brought us ch and s.i.d.s.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 3:29pm » |
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Right now Phoenix is at "epidemic" status with west nile virus.
Sure hope I don't get bit...
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I just read that, Supa-Pain. Don't get bit and don't get hit or else you'll be in ultra-deep sh!t.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 3:55pm » |
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LMAO Jeep good one!!! Thought I was gonna get all tearey eyed and WHAM its about a skeeter!! Gotta love it!!
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Jeepgun
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Hee hee... [bugs bunny voice] Gosh, ain't I a stinker?[/bugs bunny voice]
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 4:21pm » |
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on Jun 28th, 2004, 3:00pm, Jeepgun wrote:You slipped in through my window on a moonbeam and roused me from sleep, whispering in my ear. You hovered over my body, caressing me here and there, looking for a soft, tender place to plant your kiss. Your voice was high and soft as you moved closer... ever closer...
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(Mosquito apart).... What a romantic man, Frank !
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Jeepgun
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Aw, thanks.... 
(Damn mosquitos!)
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 4:30pm » |
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We've already had a few 'documented' cases of West Niles here this summer.......it killed alot of horses last year and we no longer have blue jays....it killed alot of owls too. Problem is people and animals get it and don't realize it......just get mild symtoms........and then they become carriers. Mosquito's bite them then others......and........it goes from there. As with everything.......it's a deadly cycle. The disease's goal is to destroy it's host yet keep others infected alive long enuff to unsuspectantly spread it more till it decides to destroy them. The beast comes in many forms Pam
Personally I think aids can be spread that way also but no one is talking.
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on Jun 28th, 2004, 4:30pm, cootie wrote:
Personally I think aids can be spread that way also but no one is talking. |
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Have thought that forever, myself. Funny how not much is said about it......... 
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Jeepgun
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Probably because people are terrified of the implications, if it's true that AIDS can be spread via the vector of mosquitos. That's a pretty scary proposition. Fortunately, mosquitos don't live long enough to go from host to host, so the chances are, I assume, nil. Still, it's a scary thought.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #13 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 5:00pm » |
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Here's a list of some of the diseases the little darlings can transmit.
Arboviral Encephalitides
Mosquito-transmitted viral diseases causing brain inflammation/encephalitis.
* Eastern equine encephalitis
* Japanese encephalitis
* La Crosse encephalitis
* St. Louis encephalitis
* West Nile virus
* Western equine encephalitis
* Dengue Fever
* Malaria
* Rift Valley Fever
* Yellow Fever
* Saturday Night Fever
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #14 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 5:55pm » |
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on Jun 28th, 2004, 4:30pm, cootie wrote:Problem is people and animals get it and don't realize it......just get mild symtoms........and then they become carriers. Pam
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I got west nile virus a couple years ago, it was a mild case. Does this mean I am a carrier? And if you get it once, can you get it again?
Is the resident M.D. available to answer this question?
(do we even have one?)
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #15 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 6:39pm » |
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on Jun 28th, 2004, 3:12pm, Jeepgun wrote:| I hate, HATE, HATE mosquitos!! Whose brilliant idea was it to create THEM??? Grrrrr... |
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[start high pitched male voice] Could it be Satan?![/voice]
Hint, SNL
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #16 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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Damn Jeepgun ALMOST gave me some WOOD there buddy. I think you missed your calling! You are a sick bastard and thats what I respect most about you!
(I HATE THOSE FUCKING LITTLE FLYING BLOODSUCKERS)
Do it in the MUD baby
Good Vibes
As far as the Pheonix problems I think we can all thank the city of TEMPE for building that GIANT FUCKING POND the call Tempe Town Lake. Its currently 106 it hasnt rained here sence APRIL mosquitos like water WTF HELLO McFLY this is ROCKET SURGERY here.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #17 on: Jun 28th, 2004, 7:03pm » |
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Thanks a lot, Jeepster!
Now for the rest of the night, I am going to be singing that STUPID song: "There's a 'skeeter on my peter, Whack it off ..."
DAMN!!!
Chuck (that hates when a song gets stuck on repeat in my supposid brain!)
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LMAO Jeep. Too funny !!
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #19 on: Jun 29th, 2004, 7:14am » |
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As Owen Newitt, the sheep herder on Vicar Of Dibley said: "Moses was a prick. He had a chance to wipe out all the useless creatures and what did he do? Saved the lot."
Up here, we have a few nice weeks in May with no skeeters and then it's us and them.
It's why I like October.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #20 on: Jun 29th, 2004, 7:31am » |
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Why I like living in Vegas...........
no hurricanes
no blizzards
very little rain
1 inch of snow (every 4th year)
no tornados
no fog
no earthquakes
And.........no mosquitoes! 
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #21 on: Jun 29th, 2004, 8:34am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2004, 7:14am, Charlie wrote:| As Owen Newitt, the sheep herder on Vicar Of Dibley said: "Moses was a prick. He had a chance to wipe out all the useless creatures and what did he do? Saved the lot." |
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Jeepgun
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LOL... I'll come up more twisted stuff. By the way, it was Noah who supposedly built an ark and collected and saved two of every single species of animal and housed them all.
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Re: About last night...
« Reply #23 on: Jun 29th, 2004, 8:46am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2004, 8:39am, Jeepgun wrote:| LOL... I'll come up more twisted stuff. . |
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Until you do, here's one, author unknown
The tranquil chirping songbird
Resting gently on my sill.
It's lovely echoing harmony
Yet lingering in my ears still.
While lovely still its song remained,
The chirp itself became quite dull.
Thus I gently closed my window
And crushed it's fucking skull.
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LOL! Yes... There's an Army marching cadence that's very similar to that.
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