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Mark C
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Alcohol warnings!
« on: Jun 26th, 2004, 9:04pm » |
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Alcohol Warnings
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
Happy Drinking Folks!
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Re: Alcohol warnings!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 26th, 2004, 9:17pm » |
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Hey Mark!!!!!
I resemble that!!!! 
Who the heck got in my diary!!!!!!
Hugs BD
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on Jun 26th, 2004, 9:04pm, Mark C wrote:Alcohol Warnings
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. |
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I prefer Bro-zier 
LMAO..........Sean
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Re: Alcohol warnings!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 26th, 2004, 10:14pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2004, 9:04pm, Mark C wrote:Alcohol Warnings
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
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Thanks for the warning!! I am going to sew a name tag in mine RIGHT NOW!!
Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
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Re: Alcohol warnings!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 27th, 2004, 10:39am » |
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Yes, Madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
---Winston Churchill 
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Re: Alcohol warnings!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 27th, 2004, 10:47am » |
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If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheel chair.
To alcohol, the nights you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget!
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I know that the Good Lord won't put any more on you than you can stand, but sometimes I wish He weren't quite so PROUD of ME!
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