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Mark C
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Pick Up Lines!
« on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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Pick up Lines for Singles
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher.
Have you seen one?
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
And my favorite..........
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
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Ive used this one recently
"STFU bitch and suck my dick"
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:11pm » |
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Here's more for the collection....
My name is ___fill in the blank___ . Remember it. You will be screaming it later.
(Lick your finger and wipe it on his/her shirt) We need to get you out of those wet clothes.
Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can sure see myself in them.
DD
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LMMFAO....LOL...Hahahahah
I love the GIF, DD
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:24pm » |
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And guys wonder why they can't get anyone I mean a girl. Prepare to have beer poured over your head. If that's what you got for lines, you deserve every uh, pourjob you get. 
Donna, you bad girl...... 
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Pick Up Losses.......
« Reply #5 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:26pm » |
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You don't know me, but I think you should......
Nice tits.
No, I'm not. But my Wife is married.
Do you fuck for beer?
I'm sore free.........this week.....
I know your Mama.
Lips made to form the letter "O."
Thus, my luck with stray heifers,
RJ
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:39pm » |
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This one used to work for a good laugh. Now it doesn't for obvious reasons.
Hey babe, got a quarter?
For what.
Cuz my momma always told me if I ever fell in love, I better give her a call.
Course now, calls are .35 cents or more.
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jonny
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Rev......You pig.....LMAO, I love it!!!
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:57pm » |
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OK...just a FEW more....(feel like I am giving away all my best lines!!)
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
(Probably get in trouble for the next one )
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Always wear your rubbers!!
DD
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come talk to me.
I bet you $5 you're gonna turn me down.
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
After handing her a stiff drink, say "Drink this, then call me when you're ready."
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:06pm » |
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Here's one that's used around Okiehoma:
Do you have Indian in you?
Want some?
One of my Indian friends told me
this one.
No offense meant towards any Indians.
That's just the way the pick-up line goes.
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:13pm » |
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Of course like most, our place has a policy about wearing provacative clothes at work. I'm talking to two of the female policy-advocating supervisors and damn if one of them isn't wearing a revealing top. I turn to the other super and say "I think you should send her home for what she's wearing and you should send her right to MY home. Now I got a decent t-shirt she can wear in the morning.
Sexual harassment warning #1 (worth it)
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:16pm » |
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What time do I get off?
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:40pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:16pm, KingOfPain wrote:
Like we care when yer gettin off, ya Nit. Never apologize for something ya said, unless you shouldn'ta said it......in which case, ya shouldn'ta said it in the first place. Insult with pride.....it's a sign of real friendship.
The only good Injun.......
RJ
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:43pm » |
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My face or yours
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 9:06pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2004, 8:40pm, Mr. Happy wrote:
Insult with pride.....it's a sign of real friendship. |
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*edit* sign name here...........Kevin M
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Re: Pick Up Losses.......
« Reply #16 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 9:58pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2004, 7:26pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| No, I'm not. But my Wife is married. |
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LMAO 
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #17 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:47pm » |
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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long!
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:45pm » |
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You'd look good on me......................my hump or yours Pam 
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 2:24am » |
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Rejection lines:
Wanna dance? No.
Well then I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
Wanna dance? No.
That's okay, I have to schit anyways.
Wanna dance? No, (eye roll) thank you.
Don’t thank me. Thank God somebody asked you.
Wanna dance? Not with you.
I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.
You glance at a girl who walks by. She turns around and says, "What are you looking at?"
I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #20 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 2:53am » |
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I just LOVE this one....
Love is a sensation;
Caused by a temptation;
To feel penetration;
A guy sticks his location;
In a girl's destination;
To increase the population;
For the next generation;
Did you get my explanation;
Or do you need a demonstration?
DD
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 8:03am » |
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Me: Wanna get a pizza and screw?
Her: No (slap)
Me: What, you don't like pizza?
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BAD GIRL!! (Go to my room!)
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #23 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 8:25am » |
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on Jun 24th, 2004, 8:10am, Jeepgun wrote:| BAD GIRL!! (Go to my room!) |
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YOU Bad Boy...... ! 
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Re: Pick Up Lines!
« Reply #24 on: Jun 24th, 2004, 9:21am » |
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"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth!"
Ok how about some time after that?
Ramon
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