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I was invited to the $500,000.00 MassCap stakes race today at Suffolk Downs. I was sitting in an owners box just 2 boxes down from the owners of "Funny Cide" (he lost) a Kentucky Derby Winner.
Got up to go get drinks, came back and there were two girls siiting in the box looking guilty like they just got caught. They asked if they had to leave. I said no there are a couple of extra seats.
She says "How do you get these seats?
I say " These are reserved for the owners."
She says "WOW.... you own race horses"
Being the upstanding guy that I am I immediately responded "Why yes....Yes I Do" 
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #1 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 8:21pm » |
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Honey Pie. I'm holdin my breath
Don??? How did it end????
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1 and 7 perfecta!
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #3 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 8:26pm » |
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Cry babe cry
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I aint cryin. I won!
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #5 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 9:10pm » |
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OMG.....type in Horses Ass into Google and hit "Images"....scroll down to the third row of images...on the right....who do you see! Hmmmmm.....oh never mind....just click here to see.....geez.....I cannot believe my eyes!
Bow to the King! 
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Hey Mark!!,
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #8 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 11:58pm » |
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OMG........ 
What the hell did she do to you Jonny or did she rescue you? You look like I did in 1977. Poor dope
Now she, on the other hand.....
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One night with Margi will spin your head (Did I just say that?)
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #10 on: Jun 20th, 2004, 2:00am » |
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too funny!!!
the "king" is EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #11 on: Jun 20th, 2004, 8:12am » |
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on Jun 19th, 2004, 9:10pm, Mark C wrote:OMG.....type in Horses Ass into Google and hit "Images"....scroll down to the third row of images...on the right....who do you see! Hmmmmm.....oh never mind....just click here to see.....geez.....I cannot believe my eyes!
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LMAO!!! Jonny's googlized!! CRack ME UP!
horse's ass......LMAO!
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Score
Bazzilionaire race horse owners = 0
Dirty Rotten Liar = 1
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #13 on: Jun 20th, 2004, 5:13pm » |
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He doesn't look natural without a beer in his hand.....oh......I think he's ordering one in the pic.........Miller Lite please Pam
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #14 on: Jun 20th, 2004, 8:18pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2004, 10:49am, don wrote:Score
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yeah, yeah, yeah but what about the girls? 
Thanks Mark! horses ass {snicker}
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #15 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 12:09pm » |
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I was hoping that picture would have gone the way of the do-do bird by now. My mother thought that picture was just so special.  We honestly were "waving" at DJ. He made us do that.
um, and just in case anyone's wondering....the reason that Jonny's picture is listed under that search criteria is that he won the 'horse's ass' trophy at our first ever Cluster Golf tournie in Vancouver. I had that 'specially made for the day. No idea who was going to win it but I figured we could find someone worthy.  BobP got a Tommy Pullmyfinger t-shirt. Good fun was had by all.
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Quote:| yeah, yeah, yeah but what about the girls? |
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They spent the day with the "race horse owner" of course. Except one.
She was Canadian so we gave her a folding chair in the stables.
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #17 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 1:19pm » |
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Don, that was payback for my Everly brothers' post, right?
good one. (actually I was fully aware that I was sacrificing myself for you to take a shot at me. It was a freebie for you because you're in cycle. Pretty freakin benevolent of me, huh?)
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Canadians are known for being giving people.
In fact a Canadian girl I knew once gave me..........
Never mind
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #19 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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on Jun 21st, 2004, 4:19pm, don wrote:Canadians are known for being giving people.
In fact a Canadian girl I knew once gave me..........the clap?, the brush-off?, to her boy friend?......
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Go ahead Margi, let him have it!
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Quote:Go ahead Margi, let him have it!
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She can't. I'm in cycle and shes benevolent. She said so herself.
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #21 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 4:32pm » |
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on Jun 21st, 2004, 4:29pm, don wrote:
She can't. I'm in cycle and shes benevolent. She said so herself. |
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Man, does it suck to be you once remission hits, Don. I'm bookmarking this bad boy.
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #22 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 4:34pm » |
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on Jun 21st, 2004, 4:29pm, don wrote:
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Damn! I hate when that happens.
Maybe she was lying. Maybe she was trying to get you off guard.
I hope so anyway.
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Quote:Man, does it suck to be you once remission hits, Don. I'm bookmarking this bad boy.
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ROFLMMFAO times 10 !
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Re: Horses Ass
« Reply #24 on: Jun 21st, 2004, 4:35pm » |
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shhh, Bob - you're giving away all my secrets!  I just about had him reeled in too, and you had to go and blow it!!
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