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At no time is anyone to knock on my hotel door, you wanna call?, fine.
There is nothing worse to me than someone showing up at my house uninvited, this goes for the convention also.
I would never think of showing up to somebodys house without calling first, that room is my house for five days, respect it!
Otherwise I will have to kill you!!!
You have been warned 
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:00pm » |
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BIG HUGE FUCKING DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:03pm » |
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So my 1:30 AM excursion over to Weymouth is out?
Can I call you from your front step?
I'll bring bologna sanmooches.
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:09pm » |
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knock, knock 
This was me Knocking on Mr. Happys Door last morning of DavCon
I was so drunk I lost my shoes 
Everyone will be fine as long as I don't loose my shoes
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:25pm » |
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guess sharing a CHIVAS REGAL is out of the Question then.
ok more on me then 
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:26pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 4:58pm, jonny wrote:
Otherwise I will have to kill you!!!
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Will it be a quick painless death, or one that drags on for a while?
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:29pm » |
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #7 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:30pm » |
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I expected something like:
"When you're feeling hot & spunky;
please remember to vulcanize your monkey"
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 5:45pm » |
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Hey, I just had a GRAND idea --- At 1:30 a.m. we ALL call on Jonny. He can't KILL us all -- What say you all --
LET'S GET THE KING!!!!!!!
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #9 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 6:49pm » |
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Guess rules are different in Ohio.........it's ok to show up and ok to knock.......but we jus don't haveta go to the fuckin door if we don't wanna.....har-har. Pam that won't get her knockers near your door 
We get company all the time here.........never a dull moment................
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 7:35pm » |
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I'm knocking on everyone's door late at night and then running off !
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #11 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 7:45pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 7:35pm, UN_SOLVED wrote:I'm knocking on everyone's door late at night and then running off !
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LMMFAO
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 7:49pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 5:26pm, echo wrote:
Will it be a quick painless death, or one that drags on for a while?
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Hmmmm, think he'll let ya choose? 
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 8:28pm » |
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Jonny "Yes Sir" *saluting* I dont wanna die thank you. I kinda like my life. Aint messin wif da KING........my momma didnt raise no fool unless you count my sister and brother. Hahahahhaha
Gena, how bout we glue your shoes to your feet will that work?? LOL
Leesa, who dont wanna die.................
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #14 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 8:29pm » |
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"The lone fatality in the hotel blaze, a Jonny King, was attending a convention of migraine sufferers. Curiously, though the blaze started in a room full of alert smokers hooked to pure oxygen tanks, at least 50 of his closest friends were reluctant to alert him of the impending peril."
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 8:41pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 8:29pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:| "The lone fatality in the hotel blaze, a Jonny King, was attending a convention of migraine sufferers. Curiously, though the blaze started in a room full of alert smokers hooked to pure oxygen tanks, at least 50 of his closest friends were reluctant to alert him of the impending peril." |
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Nice, but weak.....jonny cant be killed, stabbed twice, shot once and lived through two house fires.....should I bring up 30 years CH now?
Weak, but nice try.......LMMFYBO
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #16 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 8:47pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 8:41pm, jonny wrote:
LMMFAO!
Sorry chief! I guess once they check the dental records they will establish that the body was that of Rico, well known Nashville male prostitute.
Rock!
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #17 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 9:13pm » |
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on Jun 17th, 2004, 8:29pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:| "The lone fatality in the hotel blaze, a Jonny King, was attending a convention of migraine sufferers. Curiously, though the blaze started in a room full of alert smokers hooked to pure oxygen tanks, at least 50 of his closest friends were reluctant to alert him of the impending peril." |
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LMMFAO 
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #18 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 9:23pm » |
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I do really want to head down there with you all. Really really really need a f-in break.
Still might...
'Honey... I am going out for Milk. And bread. And shit. To NashvilleLoveyabebackmondaybye. Vrooooom'.
Wrokk all work and no play okay maybe a little play
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #19 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 9:24pm » |
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*knock knock*
Trick or treat, smell my meat, give me something good to eat.
... but seriously... if I come a knockin', it's cause the bedroom was a'rockin'....
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 9:38pm » |
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I heard that in the New England states people shoot and stab door knockers.........sumtimes I wonder what I'm doin here Pam
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 9:47pm » |
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Sorry chief! I guess once they check the dental records they will establish that the body was that of Rico, well known Nashville male prostitute.
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Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
« Reply #22 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 10:42pm » |
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Somebody call and warn the maids!!!
Psssst.....jonny...what's your room number??? 
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 10:43pm » |
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I won't come unexpectedly to your room
But if I get a spare minute and I'm in the area I'm comin by the shop
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 17th, 2004, 10:48pm » |
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*Knock Knock Knock* Housekeeping!! Want me fluff your pillow??
Yeah right Jonny, 86 fricken people and no knockin on your door...
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