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Donna_D.
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Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« on: Jun 12th, 2004, 2:45pm » |
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Having a "blue day" and I know I can count on y'all to show me something that will make me laugh...
So "Show me the Funny"!!
DD-who is badly in need of a smile today
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 2:52pm » |
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Two men are driving through Alabama, when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and WHACK! the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver finally comes to and asks, "What the hell was that for!?" The Trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." Not wanting to make his situation with the law any worse, the driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK! the trooper smacks him with the nightstick also. After he recovers, the somewhat dazed passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop answers, "Just making your wishes come true." Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with, "Huh?" The Trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that azzhole would've tried that shit with me!'"
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 2:55pm » |
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Here, luv, borrow mine! 
Never have seen you down before....set a timer, feel it all- you have been through a lot....I know....allow yourself to feel it completely....and then, when the timer rings....wash your face, and go hug those kids...and reememebr, you are cared about by so many....
gone now to look for some jokes...but I tend to forget parts of them....I'll do my best!
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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LMAO Rock
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 3:02pm » |
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I heard they just put a new arm on the International Space Station...
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 3:16pm » |
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LMFAO John!!!!!!!! 
Donna, will send you some funnies via e mail!
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 6:01pm » |
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Here ya go sis...Don't ever let anyone tell you you don't know Jack Schitt!!!
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for
a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and
out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate
her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda
Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable throughout childhood
subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.
So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ.
You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 6:12pm » |
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Some more smileys courtesy Dorothy Parker:
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 7:46pm » |
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Hey Donna,
I am sorry that you are blue today  Check your e-mail hopefully it will make you laugh.
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 7:58pm » |
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 9:04pm » |
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on Jun 12th, 2004, 7:58pm, don wrote:
That IS funny!
LMAO!
Vibes to ya Donna!
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 9:11pm » |
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Hi Donna
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #17 on: Jun 12th, 2004, 10:07pm » |
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Donna,
Ain't got a funny for ya hunny, just hope something here got you to smilin'. Like to hear from you when you sayin' sumpthin.  You've made me laugh many times. I owe you lots back.
Kevin M
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 6:26am » |
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Keep the laughs coming...going to need them again today!!
I am going to see my Dad who is not doing very well.
I love each and every one of you ....
DD
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 1:27pm » |
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What cutbacks in our military spending could cause
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #20 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 1:58pm » |
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on Jun 12th, 2004, 7:58pm, don wrote:
Don, read the fucking instructions, damnit! She said to make her laugh, not scare the shit out of her!
Gives me the willies just thinking of it!
Chuck
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 7:47pm » |
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Hmmmph, CHUCK....
Look wh  's talkin'!!!!!
Cathi, with her eyes covered!
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #22 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 7:58pm » |
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Donna the only thing I can do is to tell you look on BobP's pic page and find the pic of Dave and I and trust me dear you will be ROLLIN!!! I know I do everytime I see it!!
Leesa, whos ROTFLMMFAOPIMP
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Re: Make me laugh.....I dare ya!
« Reply #23 on: Jun 13th, 2004, 9:46pm » |
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Hey Donna...
Ya know when geese fly in that "V" formation? An sometimes one side of the "V" is longer than the other?
Do ya know why that happens??????
Theres more geese on that side!
Ramon
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