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Jeepgun
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Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I have used it since the beginning of married life when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative and all the stains came out!! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative. I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.
-Happy Housewife, Louisville, KY
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 10:37am » |
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LMAO!!!!!!!
Did the Chain Saw I loaned you work out OK too?
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 10:42am » |
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Your cooked Jeep!!!! 
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 12:19pm » |
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Are you done with my shovel yet? Did the concete slab for the patio come out ok?
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"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it".
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 12:29pm » |
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Hee hee... I may have a letter to write to the Quick-crete folks, too!
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 1:17pm » |
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If anyone has the address for the makers of Radio Flyer wagons, I'd like to know. The wagon didn't really fly when I sent my sister-in-law down the side of our roof in it. Even though I am a bit disappointed that it did not fly, I really want to write and thank them anyway.....
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 1:28pm » |
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This is TRUELY a bunch of WHACKED people!!!!
Maybe that is why I love them so much?
Chuck
PS: Why am I the only sane one here?
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #7 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Hey Mel.
Have your sister in law try panty liners with wings next time to see if that works any better.
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"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it".
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #8 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 2:02pm » |
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You are not the only one. I have moments where I am completely normal. Call me episodically sane.
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 2:12pm » |
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Sane??? WTF is THAT??? 
LOL, Mel!
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #10 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 2:33pm » |
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Greetings Dementoids and Dementettes. What a messed up bunch of people. I finally found a place where I can go and look reasonably sane.
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 3:53pm » |
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on Jun 10th, 2004, 1:55pm, echo wrote:
Great appetizer for a Summer Soiree!!!
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #12 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 4:07pm » |
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OMG, thanks for the laugh all !!!!!!!!!!! Pany liners with wings ........ hmmmmmmmm. LMAO
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #13 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 4:51pm » |
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O well, Gator, at least you'll never be alone!
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #14 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 4:55pm » |
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LMMFAO after a day like to day I needed this!!!
When am I gettin my hack saw back anyway? 
Leesa, who cant stop laughin over here 
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #15 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 6:57pm » |
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You guys (and gals) are whacked!!!  Or actually whacking!!  Whaddya nuts? 
I'm proud to be associated with people like you!!
(in)sanely
purpleydog
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Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
« Reply #16 on: Jun 11th, 2004, 9:15am » |
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on Jun 10th, 2004, 6:57pm, purpleydog wrote:
Shhhh... Pass the moisturizing lotion, please.
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
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