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A True Friend (non CH)
« on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:33pm »
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A True Friend
 
(For those who are tired of the usual “friend” poems…here is a touch of reality.)
 
 
When you are sad…..
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
 
When you are blue…
I will try to dislodge whatever’s choking you.
 
When you smile…
I’ll know you finally got laid.
 
When you are scared…
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
 
When you are worried…
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
 
When you are confused…
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
 
When you are sick…
Stay the Hell away from me until you’re well again, I don’t want whatever you have.
 
 
When you fall…
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
 
This is my oath…
I pledge it ‘til the end
“Why”, you may ask?
Because you are my friend!

~Anonymous


 
Hugs to all my Friends
 
Cheesy
 
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #1 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:37pm »
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GMTA D-double...
 
 Many of these remind me of our Cluster Family.
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #2 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:37pm »
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LMAO laugh laugh laugh
 
Love it!
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #3 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:37pm »
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Don't call me friend, beeitch!
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #4 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:43pm »
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on Jun 9th, 2004, 2:37pm, ClusterChuck wrote:
Don't call me friend, beeitch!
 
Chuck

 
Wouldn't dream of it Chuckie-Poo!!
 
 
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #5 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:44pm »
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Nice reality check honey!!!
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #6 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 2:54pm »
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FUCKENEH Donna!
 
That's my kind of friend  Grin
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #7 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 3:14pm »
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You laugh - I laugh
 
You cry - I cry
 
You hurt - I hurt
 
You sing - I sing
 
You jump off a bridge - ...
 
I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #8 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 3:19pm »
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When you're sad -- I'm sad
When you're happy - I'm Happy
When you're horny, and  female,  Call me! Kiss
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #9 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 3:33pm »
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Yep. That's how I treat my real friends. I'll be compassionate and kind up to a point, but then my sadistic, sarcastic streak begins to kick in.  Grin
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #10 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 3:54pm »
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LOL   Works for me.  I get tired of all those sappy friendship e-mails.
 
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Re: A True Friend (non CH)
« Reply #11 on: Jun 9th, 2004, 8:49pm »
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Hugs to you too Donna.  Smiley
 
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