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Do I have to be GOOD?
« on: May 29th, 2004, 5:08pm » |
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I am SO looking forward to Nashville!!! So many people to meet! I don't want to slight anyone, so I won't start naming names, because a senile old fart like me (with topomaxed brain to boot!) would leave out some very important family members! I want to meet you ALL (see that, I don't ALWAYS say y'all)!
But I have a real problem now. My 16 year old daughter, Stephanie (Dad's Angel), will be coming with me. Does this mean I have to be good? I don't know if I know how! (except in bed ... I am ALWAYS good!) Does this mean I can't participate in "moons over Nashville"? Or parading around in hot pink thongs? Or participaing in the drunken sex orgies?
Oh, well, her tickets have been purchased, and her registration too. (thanks wife!) I guess I will just have to suffer, with the brat along! heehee!
Chuck
PS: Daughter or no daughter, I am still going to give all the hugs I can, and I am NOT responsible for my "Roman hands, and Russian fingers"! (Nice firm butt ya got there, gal!)
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #1 on: May 29th, 2004, 5:32pm » |
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on May 29th, 2004, 5:08pm, ClusterChuck wrote:| But I have a real problem now. My 16 year old daughter, Stephanie (Dad's Angel), will be coming with me. Does this mean I have to be good? |
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Chuck, if she's known you for sixteen years, she knows something about what kind of people we all are. Just that when we're all together, well... I'm sure she'll be very happy to see Dad enjoying himself. Good of you to bring her along too Chuck, I'm sure she's thinkin', "I've just GOT to see this."
Her "What I did over my summer vacation" report may get her into that creative writing class, being regarded as a what may be seem a great fiction story.
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #2 on: May 29th, 2004, 5:39pm » |
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Chuck, your hand comes anywhere near my ass and you'll forever be known as blockhead. Also, when I think back to when I was 16 and how I used to think and act....I'd be more worried about her than you at this point. 
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #3 on: May 29th, 2004, 6:56pm » |
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Hey Chuck,
No problem, I'll bring my 17 year old son with me to keep her busy. You don't have a thing to worry about, he's just like me.
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #4 on: May 29th, 2004, 8:02pm » |
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on May 29th, 2004, 5:08pm, ClusterChuck wrote:| Does this mean I have to be good? |
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No, Chuck, you just have to be good at it....
Nashville 04, bring your fushcia thong...I have the toe nail polish ready and waiting!
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2004, 7:19am » |
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on May 29th, 2004, 5:08pm, ClusterChuck wrote:
I am NOT responsible for my "Roman hands, and Russian fingers"! (Nice firm butt ya got there, gal!)
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Is this SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!
Not to worry, we won't report it --- but we WILL GRADE it!!!
Is JUly here yet???????
Hugs BD
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #6 on: May 30th, 2004, 7:45am » |
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Quote: Does this mean I can't participate in "moons over Nashville"? Or parading around in hot pink thongs? Or participaing in the drunken sex orgies?
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Quote:| PS: Daughter or no daughter, I am still going to give all the hugs I can, and I am NOT responsible for my "Roman hands, and Russian fingers"! |
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God you're gay Chuck....... 
Gonna be a lot of fun meeting all those other brain-damaged types Chuck. Poor daughter will need all the help she can get.....what am I saying? It's we old farts that need the help.
See ya soon kids. 
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #7 on: May 30th, 2004, 12:13pm » |
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Ah Damn!
Ya had to go and post THIS? Makes me want to go soooooooooooooooo badly! And I can't. 
But guess what Chuck?! Got the Insulin Pens!!! Whoo Hoo! That may make traveling a bit easier.
Would love to meet you AND your daughter. Who knows, maybe Ken and I (and the children) will show up afterall!
Ya never know with the way this year has been going so far.
If I don't make it, I EXPECT a hug none the less at SOME POINT in life....LOL
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #8 on: May 30th, 2004, 12:25pm » |
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CHUCK GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!
yeah right!!
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #9 on: May 30th, 2004, 1:21pm » |
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I hear the policy is that if you are good then your not allowed at the convention.
Put them dancing shoes on bad boy...
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #10 on: May 30th, 2004, 1:28pm » |
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ClusterChuck is the nicest pervert clusterhead I have ever know. Just be yourself
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #11 on: May 30th, 2004, 2:26pm » |
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we will lock her and all the other kids in a room. LOL
If they don't see it they can't prove it 
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #12 on: May 30th, 2004, 2:26pm » |
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on May 29th, 2004, 5:32pm, Kevin_M wrote:
Chuck, if she's known you for sixteen years, she knows something about what kind of people we all are.
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Excuse me, but just exactly WTF????????? are you trying to say here, that we are all as perveted as Chuck???? I'm sorry, but I don't think that is true. Being a clusterhead, does not automatically make you a pervert or in Chuckies case......... a provert. 
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« Reply #13 on: May 30th, 2004, 2:35pm » |
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I think Chuck is highly misunderstood.
Now if I heard he was posting links of nekked pics of himself in chat I would say he is one disturbed Mother Fucker.....LMMFAO
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on May 30th, 2004, 2:35pm, jonny wrote:I think Chuck is highly misunderstood.
Now if I heard he was posting links of nekked pics of himself in chat I would say he is one disturbed Mother Fucker.....LMMFAO
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LOL, I've met him...........
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on May 30th, 2004, 2:40pm, thomas wrote:
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Well, seeing that he is still alive tells me he must be ok
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on May 30th, 2004, 2:45pm, jonny wrote:
Well, seeing that he is still alive tells me he must be ok
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Dude, do you think I'm some kind of psyhco killer or something?
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« Reply #17 on: May 30th, 2004, 2:55pm » |
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Nah, not with that baby face.....LOL
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #18 on: May 30th, 2004, 3:27pm » |
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The kid'll prolly learn a few new words or phrases to use em in......and end up wantin a tattoo and drink beer with cigarette chaser. I'm sure she'll learn alot from me........make her wear a hat with a big red ball on top so when we see it we can all go into our 'family unit' faze. Ah hell......order her a pizza for the room and buy her sum pay per view movies (R rated) and be sure the phone is charged up. That's heaven in a teenager's mind. Pam the degenerate generator
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #19 on: May 30th, 2004, 3:30pm » |
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Now folks, just because CC wears a trench coat long socks and suspenders doesn't mean he's not normal.
For some entertainment, why don't we take CC to the local tattoo parlor and fix him up? Maybe even some piercing.
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« Reply #20 on: May 30th, 2004, 3:59pm » |
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on May 30th, 2004, 2:35pm, jonny wrote:I think Chuck is highly misunderstood.
Now if I heard he was posting links of nekked pics of himself in chat I would say he is one disturbed Mother Fucker.....LMMFAO
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Seems to me that Chuck wasn't the one posting the nekkid pics....
Chuck epitomizes the word PROvert!
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #21 on: May 30th, 2004, 4:36pm » |
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I think Chuck is (totally) harmless. (even if he seems to be quite the pervert)
on May 29th, 2004, 5:08pm, ClusterChuck wrote:
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #22 on: May 30th, 2004, 4:54pm » |
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Chuck you are under no circumstances to be good, I doubt you would know how to be anyhow...I hope you have a great time, I hope everyone has a great time, me im gonna come next year for sure!!!
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« Reply #23 on: May 30th, 2004, 5:10pm » |
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WISH WISH WISH you were comeing "this" year Cathy !! Hope'd ta see ya Pam
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Re: Do I have to be GOOD?
« Reply #24 on: May 30th, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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Chuck, IF you behave *snicker like thats gonna happen * then U will be givin 100 lashes with a wet noodle LMAO IF you misbehave *like the rest of this family expects* then the ladies will, Im sure get their very own case of Rushin hands and roamin fingers as well and WE will grade the backsides of the men who attend. Yours included!!
Chief Tush Watcher, Leesa
PS: your daugther can help keep my 15 and 13 yr old sons in check!! She's HIRED!!!
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