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Nice One So I Share This With You
« on: May 21st, 2004, 11:53am » |
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. "Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks,"Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Hot Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless.
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Re: Nice One So I Share This With You
« Reply #1 on: May 21st, 2004, 12:32pm » |
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on May 21st, 2004, 11:53am, stuey wrote:
Saying the right thing - priceless.
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Like that would ever happen 
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Re: Nice One So I Share This With You
« Reply #2 on: May 21st, 2004, 4:58pm » |
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Cute!!!
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Re: Nice One So I Share This With You
« Reply #3 on: May 22nd, 2004, 11:28am » |
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right....right....
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