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Jeepgun
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CUCKOO CLOCK (as related by a female friend of mine) The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh. S-t", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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AlienSpaceGuy
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Re: Cuckoo Clock
« Reply #1 on: May 21st, 2004, 8:48am » |
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Melissa
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LOL! I can see myself doing that in the future...
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Re: Cuckoo Clock
« Reply #3 on: May 21st, 2004, 9:40am » |
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Hey man...I want a farting cukoo clock...where do I find one?
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: Cuckoo Clock
« Reply #4 on: May 21st, 2004, 9:42am » |
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he he he....very funny, needed that this morning!!
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