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Cuckoo Clock
« on: May 21st, 2004, 8:03am »
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CUCKOO CLOCK (as related by a female friend of mine)
 
The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls." I told my husband that I would be
home by midnight, "I promise!"
 
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went
down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I
headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution (even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.
 
The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem
disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
 
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I
asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh. S-t",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
 
 Grin
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Re: Cuckoo Clock
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« Reply #2 on: May 21st, 2004, 9:06am »
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LOL!  I can see myself doing that in the future... Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: May 21st, 2004, 9:40am »
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Hey man...I want a farting cukoo clock...where do I find one? laugh
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Re: Cuckoo Clock
« Reply #4 on: May 21st, 2004, 9:42am »
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he he he....very funny, needed that this morning!!   laughlaugh
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