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Tiannia
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Senior Moment (not CH)
« on: May 20th, 2004, 10:47am » |
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next
day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the
river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when
they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were f#%k or drown !!
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Re: Senior Moment (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: May 20th, 2004, 11:20am » |
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LMAO 
...And yet she STILL went fishing with him the next time. Seems she like the choices better the first time. Maybe she will skip the hearing aid the next time they go. 
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Re: Senior Moment (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: May 20th, 2004, 11:41am » |
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Re: Senior Moment (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: May 20th, 2004, 12:09pm » |
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C'mon Coach....be a Man go for it on 4th and inches.......LMAOROTFL
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Re: Senior Moment (not CH)
« Reply #4 on: May 20th, 2004, 1:02pm » |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Suck it up Princess...
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