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jonny
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> I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to
enjoy
> together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd
> like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
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> Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
> bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled
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> said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
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> "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a
> waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and
told
> me to
> stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men
> were
> cute.
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> "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
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> So I hung up on the fat bitch.
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #2 on: May 17th, 2004, 5:47pm » |
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BWAHAHA!
You know jonny,that's not very sensitive 
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Melissa
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omg, LMAO
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #4 on: May 17th, 2004, 5:48pm » |
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #5 on: May 17th, 2004, 5:49pm » |
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LMAO!!!!!! 
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #6 on: May 17th, 2004, 6:50pm » |
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LMAO too!
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #7 on: May 17th, 2004, 7:08pm » |
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LMFAO
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Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
LMMFAO
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Anybody else hope the mirrors foggy when they get out of the shower 
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #10 on: May 17th, 2004, 7:44pm » |
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Hey man that is just insensitive. I mean really fat chicks need love too!
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #11 on: May 17th, 2004, 10:53pm » |
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #12 on: May 17th, 2004, 11:17pm » |
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You are not right Jonny! 
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on May 17th, 2004, 7:44pm, mynm156 wrote:Hey man that is just insensitive. I mean really fat chicks need love too!
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Hey, not-so-hypnotic-freddy:
I'm a Big Beautful Woman and proud of it!
It takes a big body to contain all this fabulousness!
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #14 on: May 17th, 2004, 11:48pm » |
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Once you get past the believability that he actually HAD a gorgeous ex-girlfriend, it is SO...(what's another word for retarded) personably feckless.
Jethro: "I want to be a double naught spy uncle Jed."
Jed: "Gonna need to have a loooooooong talk with that boy some day."
Needs to do some whittling with Jed.
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #15 on: May 18th, 2004, 6:15am » |
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Jonny,
Flaming time.
Did you not read the quidlines? Are you not aware that there is a whole section dedicated to Jokes and funnies? What makes you so special as to post a joke on the general message board? What are you retarded?
*EFG*
Juvy 
btw: LMFAO nice joke
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Re: A joke from Freddy
« Reply #16 on: May 18th, 2004, 6:54am » |
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lmao nice one good find jonny
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You ain't never been really loved 'til you've been with a big woman. (Hey, I feel a blues song coming on!)
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stuey
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I can't understand why everyone seems to hate this man. His posts were interesting, thought provoking, etc. Am I the only one who wasn't offended by the things he posted? I am starting to understand why he posted off this site.
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on May 18th, 2004, 11:58am, stuey wrote:| I can't understand why everyone seems to hate this man. His posts were interesting, thought provoking, etc. Am I the only one who wasn't offended by the things he posted? I am starting to understand why he posted off this site. |
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I was nothing but nice to guy, I had a little fun with him re. the male cheerleader argument, but that's it, he was not able to take any criticism at all, that was his major problem.
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Melissa
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on May 18th, 2004, 11:58am, stuey wrote:| I can't understand why everyone seems to hate this man. His posts were interesting, thought provoking, etc. Am I the only one who wasn't offended by the things he posted? I am starting to understand why he posted off this site. |
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Stuey, I don't hate the guy. The only thing that I do not care for with him, is his ignorance. He seems very vocal about his opinions, yet when he is offered up an opposing side to his view, he doesn't even take that other persons opinion into consideration. He's too busy trying to convey that his views are the truth and others have no value. BUT, I do not hate the guy, I don't even NOT like him. I only laughed at the jokes posted in this thread, I wasn't laughing at the person.
Please do not generalize...
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