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Boobies, boobies, boobies 
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #1 on: May 2nd, 2004, 2:22pm » |
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Almost perfect. She needs a few of those beer-holder-shaped dimples on her ass!
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« Reply #2 on: May 2nd, 2004, 2:31pm » |
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and flat head to rest your pizza on while she's down there
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #3 on: May 2nd, 2004, 2:43pm » |
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Yer so bad !! That's me before the boob deduction Pam 
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« Reply #4 on: May 2nd, 2004, 3:04pm » |
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Thank heavens I'm not perfect. Tailored alterations gotta be outrageous.
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #5 on: May 2nd, 2004, 4:06pm » |
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she could have a whole litter of mules......
do they come in litters...???
only you jonny....little deb 
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #6 on: May 2nd, 2004, 4:38pm » |
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Mules don't come in litters.......jus donks and asses. Wait a minute........that sounds rather odd.........Pam not wordin it potty mouth style 
Modify'd cuz I spelled mule wrong......what is up with that......sometimes I scare myself......................
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #7 on: May 2nd, 2004, 8:15pm » |
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Yeah but, men would definitely have evolved four hands by now. Wouldn't want to fall behind and miss out on any of these evolutionary developments.
She'd look good in a short dress and midriff top too.
she might have a hard time kneeling when she's in church though.
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #8 on: May 2nd, 2004, 8:17pm » |
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Some pistol grip ears might be nice too
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« Reply #9 on: May 2nd, 2004, 8:19pm » |
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jonny, honestly, I could do without the boobie knees, it would just be awkward, how about one pair with the size of all three?
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« Reply #10 on: May 2nd, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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Boobies on the knees come in handy when the knees are wrapped around your neck.
Think!!!
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« Reply #11 on: May 2nd, 2004, 8:38pm » |
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Sweet....
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« Reply #12 on: May 2nd, 2004, 9:02pm » |
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  ROFL 
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« Reply #13 on: May 2nd, 2004, 9:07pm » |
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I'm terrified. 
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« Reply #14 on: May 2nd, 2004, 10:59pm » |
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You mean she doesn't have a pair on her back? For those really kinky positions? 
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« Reply #15 on: May 2nd, 2004, 11:13pm » |
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Would pigtails work JHD ? I think she has Knock knees Pam
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #16 on: May 2nd, 2004, 11:22pm » |
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on May 2nd, 2004, 11:13pm, cootie wrote:
When I remark to the certain girls at work about putting their hair in braids, I now have a secret smiling thought. Thanks cootie.
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #17 on: May 2nd, 2004, 11:28pm » |
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Can we see a picture of the "PERFECT MAN" ??????
How many would he have, girls????????????????
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« Reply #18 on: May 2nd, 2004, 11:34pm » |
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whooo hoo! bring him on!!!
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« Reply #19 on: May 3rd, 2004, 10:26am » |
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on May 2nd, 2004, 11:28pm, Little Deb wrote:How many would he have, girls????????????????
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How many what? Brains? Oh I dunno, they have enough trouble with having just one. Let's not confuse them more than they already are.
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #20 on: May 3rd, 2004, 10:35am » |
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on May 2nd, 2004, 10:59pm, purpleydog wrote:| You mean she doesn't have a pair on her back? For those really kinky positions? |
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I always thought just one in the middle of the back would be useful when dancing.
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« Reply #21 on: May 3rd, 2004, 10:41am » |
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"Six Shooter "...I could live with that name.
If that were me, they'd probably all go off at the same time.  ........sorry honey 
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« Reply #22 on: May 3rd, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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I'd settle for just one that didn't have the guys brains in it and worked properly
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« Reply #23 on: May 3rd, 2004, 2:57pm » |
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on May 2nd, 2004, 8:22pm, jonny wrote:Boobies on the knees come in handy when the knees are wrapped around your neck.
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LOL, you are right, I was not thinking
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Re: The perfect woman.....!
« Reply #24 on: May 3rd, 2004, 3:17pm » |
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on May 3rd, 2004, 10:26am, Melissa wrote:
How many what? Brains? Oh I dunno, they have enough trouble with having just one. Let's not confuse them more than they already are.
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How about 2 hearts so that blood could flow to both heads and they could work at the same time?
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