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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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Hmmm ... Blood is suppose to go there?
Been too long for me to remember ...
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:29pm » |
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I am never having sex again........... 
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:47pm » |
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Holy chit, man!! Maybe his girlfriend took the term, "blow," literally!   
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:55pm » |
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I had to First Aid a guy once whose foreskin detached when his girlfriend was a bit 'vigorous'. You never SAW so much blood, or such embarassment (not mine!)
The even funnier thing was he was wearing a toga and looked like Julius Caesar after the stabbing!
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:57pm » |
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I always thought that ****y was some dangerous shit, and that women were out to get men with it...
.. but DAMN!!....
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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on Apr 29th, 2004, 2:55pm, pubgirl wrote:I had to First Aid a guy once whose foreskin detached when his girlfriend was a bit 'vigorous'. You never SAW so much blood, or such embarassment (not mine!)
The even funnier thing was he was wearing a toga and looked like Julius Caesar after the stabbing!
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I... I just... don't know what to say to that...
... never thought that'd happen.
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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I hate it when that happens.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 3:10pm » |
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serves him right--they weren't married 
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 4:07pm » |
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 4:46pm » |
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 Now there's something you don't hear about every day. Not a mental image I want to carry with me into the bedroom!!!
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And she thought he was speaking metaphorically when he said he was going to explode inside her.
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Quote:I had to First Aid a guy once whose foreskin detached when his girlfriend was a bit 'vigorous'. You never SAW so much blood, or such embarassment (not mine!)
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Finally a good reason to be circumsized
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 5:05pm » |
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hehe there is a gal on the radio here who does a skit called "Freaks!!! Take a trip to the shallow end of gene pool and feel better about yourself." I sent her that link. hehe she will love it.
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 6:08pm » |
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Finally a weapon of mass destruction and it backfires.
I suppose I have to throw out my entire stock of boner pills now? 
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 7:18pm » |
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Sounds to me like the poor dude brought a knife to a gun fight.
I guess I lucked out never having to worry about that shit.....LMMFAO  .....Im feared in that department
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 1:01am » |
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An exploding penis......I think I can now safely say I have heard it all.....
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #17 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 1:08am » |
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on Apr 30th, 2004, 1:01am, Racer1_NC wrote:An exploding penis......I think I can now safely say I have heard it all.....
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Wouldn't say that just yet...
... I'm sure I can dig something up on an imploding rectum...
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #18 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 1:12am » |
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on Apr 30th, 2004, 1:08am, Big Dan wrote:
Wouldn't say that just yet...
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I wouldn't put it past you. Anyone that has a quote from Pulp Fiction in his tag line can probably come up with anything. Loved that movie myself.......was worth the price of admission just to see Bruce Willis wearing a ball gag.
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #19 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 3:30am » |
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Great ! Just what we need. Another new STD that blows your penis up as soon as you get it in !
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #20 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 5:04am » |
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on Apr 30th, 2004, 3:30am, UN_SOLVED wrote:Great ! Just what we need. Another new STD that blows your penis up as soon as you get it in !
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I think it was Eddie Murphy did a bit on the std scene many moons ago. Went something like:
"First there was VD, you got a shot and it was gone. Then there was Herpes - you keep that shit forever, like luggage and now we have AIDS, that just kills motherf&*#ers. What's next? You just stick your dick in and it explodes?"
How prophetic.
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Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
« Reply #21 on: Apr 30th, 2004, 9:02am » |
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LMAO! Ya'll are killin me...........
I wonder if the guy was taking some sort of "man" pill .....
Sounds painful -- huh?
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