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I know we had Hobbit names before (loved that one especially the guy who shall remain unnamed who came out as Willibald!) but here is the Viking version:
http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php
I am Véný Blackjaw
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
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Not sure it would be a good idea to be even more surly than I already am! 
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 9:10pm » |
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Your Viking Name is...
Tófa Dogchaser
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Tófa Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)
Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.
Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
LMAO!
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 9:12pm » |
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Oh dear Woobie Dogchaser???
I think I prefer mine now!
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #3 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 9:16pm » |
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Yeah - dog chaser - LMAO...
i dont think it's so accurate- myself. i dont CHASE anything.. i'm too lazy!
ha ha ha
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 10:02pm » |
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Not bad - I put in all my Icelandic friends names, and many came out pretty close.
Your Viking Name is ... Siggurjón Magní Thórshammer
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
Æi, það er bull. Ég er alvöra Víkingur!! (ekki málfræðingur, en sammt Víkingur).
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #5 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 10:18pm » |
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Már the Horrible
Your Viking Personality: You are the quintessential Viking. You are the reason civilized nations tremble in fear. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.
WOW! All that and charming,sensitive and funny.
What a guy I am.
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #6 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 10:32pm » |
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To'fa Stronghawk............you're among the toughest sane Vikings around. You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
Ok row you bastards !!!! Row row row yer coot
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 10:41pm » |
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Jón Steadylegs
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
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I don;t know about that last part. 
Awesome!
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 8:05am » |
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Beserkers would go into battle after consuming the mushroom Amanita muscaria. They were fearless and fierce. And for them, clothing was optional. Nobody tells a berserker what to do.
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:23am » |
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Hmmm.....
If I type Robert, my real name, i get Rauðúlfr Goatpuncher
If I typ Bobby...my sissy name, i get Koko the Orang-outan
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Re: Silly Viking Game if you're bored
« Reply #10 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:30am » |
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Your Viking Name is...
Guðbjörg Stronghawk
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:33am » |
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Rauðúlfr means "Red Wolf" - most excellent.
I think the second name is based on the Viking personality inventory; the first name is based on your common name.
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:47am » |
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Did Vikings punch goats?
 I LIKE goats
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:55am » |
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on Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:47am, pubgirl wrote:
Only the ones named Bobby.
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 9:58am » |
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I loave goats. There is a Jamaican restaurant in my neighborhood that makes a delicious goat curry. Mmmmm!
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Your Viking Name is...
Þóðrekr Shieldmangler
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.
You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 11:06am » |
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Otkatla Shieldsbane
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female)
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking, or at least you would be if you were male. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving
"manipulative and conniving" Oooppps, No one is supposted to figure that our. I am messing with you all to make you think the way I do. he he
If I use my given first name I come up with the same describtion pretty much but am called Þraslaug Shieldsbane
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 11:21am » |
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Barði Strongthews
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.
Sounds likew the Turts to a T
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 11:27am » |
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Melkorka Ironhorse
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Melkorka Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
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Forni Bearmangler
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking and dashingly, breathtakingly handsome. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later, simply because the blood you end up wallowing in represents the first warm bath you've had in months. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around, and you are very dashing, making all of the ladies of the villages you plunder, immediately begin hurling their lacy undergarments at you and begging to be taken as your prisoner.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities, as long as you have a big basin in which to barf your guts out into. You possess some skills and an enormous Purple-Headed Yogurt-Slinger Of Doom which other Vikings respect.
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted, because that would be f*cking stupid, and better left to the dumber Vikings and the damned newbies. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving, but people who truly know you think you are a dashing scoundrel with a lot of style, class, and chivalry.
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Turts
I think your name means "strong thighs"
Too much cruelty to animals here, bearmangling now!
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on Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:16pm, pubgirl wrote:Turts
I think your name means "strong thighs"
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UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!
Your Viking Name is...
Jón the Horrible
Your Viking Personality: You are the quintessential Viking. You are the reason civilized nations tremble in fear. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.
You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.
You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.
This fucking thing is rigged, Damn if thats not me....ROTFFLMMFYBO!!!
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« Reply #23 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 4:23pm » |
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Your Viking Name is...
Öndótt Goatcrusher
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Öndótt Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving
LOL
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« Reply #24 on: Apr 23rd, 2004, 4:23pm » |
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jonny, you are officially uninvited from my next paintball tournament
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