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For People who really need a laugh today (not CH)
« on: Apr 20th, 2004, 4:23pm » |
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
I can just see jonny doing this 
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? " He answers, " Yep, you see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she."
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 4:34pm » |
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BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 4:36pm » |
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LMAO  I would do it, but then my wife has a very good sense of humor.
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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Thanks -- I needed that.
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #4 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 5:44pm » |
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I just told my husband... he didn't get it 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #5 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 6:15pm » |
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I so needed that, thanks 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #6 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 6:21pm » |
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Too funny
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 7:05pm » |
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Woobie would kick my ..... 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #8 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 9:43pm » |
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Thanks I needed that
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #9 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 10:28pm » |
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Best i've heard all month!
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 12:35am » |
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Wooot...I feel good...
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 12:42am » |
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Thanks Kid.
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #12 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 9:28am » |
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Note to self never suggest my husban roll his wn cigs.... 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #13 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 10:37am » |
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Cute...real cute!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 11:18am » |
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Oh Ti...it was wonderful to chat with you last nite also..glad I met ya..and got to at least say hi ya know...seeya Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #15 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 11:21am » |
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Thanks Luke I had fun in chat as well. It was great to be able to talk about stuff without having it wait and see if someone reads it here to get an answer or response. Have to do that again soon.
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #16 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 12:45pm » |
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LMAO. Thanks Tia.
My wife once ask me to go to the store and get her some tampons. That time of the month. One minute she was happy and the next crabby and the next bitchy. I never knew what mood she was in.
As a good husband I went to the store but instead of the tampons I got her one of those mood rings. Thought it would give me some indication of her moods.
It worked great.
When she was in a good mood the ring turned green.
When she was in a bad mood it left a red spot on my fucking forehead.
Wimmin'. Ya can't live with'em and ya can't live with'em. 
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #17 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 1:53pm » |
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Re: For People who really need a laugh today (not
« Reply #18 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 5:09pm » |
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on Apr 21st, 2004, 12:45pm, BobG wrote:LMAO. Thanks Tia.
My wife once ask me to go to the store and get her some tampons. That time of the month. One minute she was happy and the next crabby and the next bitchy. I never knew what mood she was in.
As a good husband I went to the store but instead of the tampons I got her one of those mood rings. Thought it would give me some indication of her moods.
It worked great.
When she was in a good mood the ring turned green.
When she was in a bad mood it left a red spot on my fucking forehead.
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 21st, 2004, 9:49pm » |
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