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Type in command under screen.
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Dont know how the extra W's got in there, but they are gone now 
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:11pm » |
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Appears to be the live-action version of
Mel's 'Low Carb Progress Pictures'.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:14pm » |
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What a freak Jonny!... I made the chicken scratch his bootie, dance, get naked (duh), run around the room, play dead and then smoke a cigarette... he had no clue when I said I wanted him fricaseed. 
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:15pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 3:11pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:Appears to be the live-action version of
Mel's 'Low Carb Progress Pictures'.
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Shes going to get you for that....LMMFYBO!!!
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:15pm » |
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He just keeps looking at me like I'm stupid.  Quit staring at me like that................ MOM!!!!!!!!!! make the mean, nasty chicken stop staring at me!!!
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #5 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:17pm » |
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I saw that on another BBS...
It's pretty fuckin funny.
It's amazing all the shit he will do.
Some of the things he'll do;
moonwalk,
die,
throw a ball,
etc...
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #6 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:19pm » |
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lol...
tell him to have sex with a cat. 
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #7 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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Type in "Jerk off"....LMAO
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #8 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:26pm » |
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Damn told him to put his head between his legs and kiss his ass and all he did was feel himself up.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #9 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:42pm » |
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I told him to fuck a duck
and would not do it 
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #10 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:07pm » |
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After my suggestions he grabbed his McNuggets and puked on my screen. Always liked turkey better anyway.
I hate you Jonny
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:08pm » |
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"lay an egg"
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:12pm » |
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Spank the monkey
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #14 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:14pm » |
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Hey, that chicken's got a "clapper"
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #15 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:29pm » |
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Weirdest thing is if you ask him the same thing twice, he does it differently!
This chicken is wild!!!
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #16 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:50pm » |
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After this thread, it's clear that we need more drugs. A lot more drugs.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #17 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 4:50pm, Charlie wrote:After this thread, it's clear that we need more drugs. A lot more drugs.
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I'll settle for "More beer" Charlie
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #18 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 4:55pm » |
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Geez, do you think they're keeping track of all the commands people type in?
That would a funky list.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #19 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 5:02pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 4:55pm, ckelly181 wrote:Geez, do you think they're keeping track of all the commands people type in?
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No.
But, every time you go to a website your computer indentification (IP Number) goes with you. That number can be traced back to you.
Be careful. Be very careful what you ask that chicken to do. The web police may be watching.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #20 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 5:11pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 5:02pm, BobG wrote:| Be careful. Be very careful what you ask that chicken to do. The web police may be watching. |
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Yeah, Colon Powell jr is coming for you.
FUCK the FCC!!!!
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #21 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 5:24pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 5:11pm, jonny wrote:
Yeah, Colon Powell jr is coming for you.
FUCK the FCC!!!!
.......................................jonny
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And the blue-noses from the bible belt! "God didn't make chickens for you to fool around with"
And PETA "You can't make a chicken do that! Chickens are people too!"
And the politicians "Did that chicken pay his entertainment tax?"
And ex-politicians "Dang, ya'll lookin' good. Can I call ya Monica?"
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #22 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 6:07pm » |
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ROFL! Tell him to pee!
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #23 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 6:12pm » |
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tell him to have a headache... he does it 3 ways.
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Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
« Reply #24 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 7:19pm » |
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Cheers Jonny 
Was having a shit day, but that chook cheered me up!
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