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Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« on: Apr 15th, 2004, 1:56pm » |
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Swearing at work ...
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from
some employees who may be easily offended,this type of language will be no
longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being
able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner
without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a fuck.
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This fucking shit won't work.
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his fucking head up his ass.
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on a salary.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: More fucking shit to do.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Thank You, Human Resources
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 2:01pm » |
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who reported me, Fuck this Shit... 
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 2:12pm » |
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on Apr 15th, 2004, 2:01pm, Gena wrote:| who reported me, Fuck this Shit... |
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 2:14pm » |
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Damm, now I am gonna go down the hall and practice!
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:10pm » |
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:33pm » |
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One of my co-workers edited that cartoon, put my name on it and gave it to me. I proudly post it on my wall!
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:45pm » |
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Ofcourse there is the universal Sys Admin hand sign.
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 3:47pm » |
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Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work...
« Reply #8 on: Apr 16th, 2004, 2:33pm » |
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Thought I would get a comment from the "KING" that he over rides Management and Fuck the Rules.......
  
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