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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:25pm » |
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LMAO I liked this one:
Quote:| If you suspect that your headache is a migraine, ask yourself: Does the prospect of having a double-barreled shotgun inserted in your anus and discharged fill you with thoughts of blessed, eternal relief? If so, it's probably a migraine. |
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With clusters, I guess you would have to change the double barreled shotgun to 105mm Howitzer. 
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:29pm » |
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Very cute!!!!
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:34pm » |
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Very common subject here.
Quote:Headache sufferers, be advised that episodes can easily be triggered by stress, improper diet, or people constantly chiming in with their useless fucking headache advice.
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #4 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:40pm » |
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 I belive I have tried a few of these
ya I know is sad 
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 2:50pm » |
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I am with Gena
I KNOW I've tried a few of them
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #6 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 3:31pm » |
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The pose the woman has on that site is the universal signal for:
"Holy Shit! Are you really that fucking stupid"? (with rolling of eyes for effect)
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #7 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 5:31pm » |
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on Apr 14th, 2004, 2:25pm, Gator wrote:LMAO I liked this one:
With clusters, I guess you would have to change the double barreled shotgun to 105mm Howitzer. |
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I was thinking of a cannon. One of the old ones... Like in Pirates of the Carribbian.
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #8 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 6:28pm » |
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Quote:| The surest method of headache prevention is to develop a working time machine, go back to 1988, and marry a different woman who doesn't nag your ass into the ground about where you were all night and who was there with you and were you drinking |
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Love the Onion!
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Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
« Reply #9 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 7:24pm » |
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Electro shock therapy to the genitals of the damn fools who say "I know how you feel, I have migraines" may not stop CH. But I would feel so much better afterwards.
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