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Tiannia
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For all the old farts..... (non CH)
« on: Apr 6th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc.
When the pond was built it was properly shaped and fixed up nicely for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, since he hadn't been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. Drawing closer, he could see a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He politely made his presence be known to the women, and in doing so, he watched as they all went shuffling to the deepest end of the pond.
One of the women shouted out to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
To which the old man replied, "Miss, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim in the nude nor did I come here to make each one of you get out of the pond naked. I merely came down to feed the alligator".
The Moral of the Story:
Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
Always has. Always will.
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Re: For all the old farts..... (non CH)
« Reply #1 on: Apr 6th, 2004, 4:29pm » |
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Nice!
Thanks Tiannia.
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Re: For all the old farts..... (non CH)
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2004, 8:40pm » |
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Quote:Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
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You got that right. I love getting older.
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Re: For all the old farts..... (non CH)
« Reply #3 on: Apr 6th, 2004, 9:44pm » |
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A young bull was standing atop a hill with an old experienced bull, looking down at the cows in the meadow below.
The young bull says excitedly, "Let's run down there and hump one!"
The old bull just shakes his head and and smiles and says, "No, let's walk down there and hump em all."
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