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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:40pm » |
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:47pm » |
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LMAO, in true Frank Zappa style...............................
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> > > Law Enforcement:
> > > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving
> > >under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> > >driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
> > >been "lost" and is not available.
> > > Military:
> > > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
> > >to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
> > >joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty
in
> > Vietnam.
> > > College:
> > > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
> > >cheerleader.
> > >
> > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> > > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
> > >business in Midland,Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
> > >couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after
> > >I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> > >sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
> > > With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
> > >(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
> > >
> > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
> > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
> > >companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my
> > >tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
> > America.
> > > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
> > >billions in borrowed money.
> > > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
> > >American history.
> > > With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
> > >father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
> > >losing by over 500,000 votes.
> > >
> > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> > > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
> > >criminal record.
> > > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
> > >over one billion dollars per week.
> > > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
> > >Treasury.
> > > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
> > >history.
> > > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
> > >any 12-month period.
> > > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
> > >period.
> > > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history
> > >of the U.S. stock market.
> > > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
> > >jobs and that trend continues every month.
> > > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> > >administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
> > >Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
> > > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
> > >President.
> > > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving
> > >the most corporate campaign donations.
> > > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
> > >friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
> > >fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:48pm » |
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> > My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
> > >attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
> > >election decision.
> > > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > >investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> > >investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating
> > one
> > > of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
> > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
> > >refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
> > >revealed.
> > > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> > > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
> > >awarded government contracts.
> > > appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
> > >President in U.S. history.
> > > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
> > >bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
> > > I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S.
> > >history.
> > > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
> > >Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> > > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> > > I refused to allow inspectors' access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
> > >detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> > > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
> > >election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> > > I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
> > >President since the advent of television.
> > > I set the all-time presidential record for most days on vacation
> > >in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
> > >presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
> > > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
> > >Center attacks and less than a year later world, the largest failure of
> > >diplomacy in world history.
> > > I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> > >simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
> > >shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
> > mankind.
> > > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> > >pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
> > >did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> > >citizens, and the world community.
> > > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
> > >cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
> > wartime.
> > > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
> > >attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
> > > I am the first President in history to have a majority of
> > >Europeans
> > >(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.
> > > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
> > >Buster," a WMD.
> > > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
> > >Laden [sic] to justice.
> > >
> > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> > > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
> > >father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
> > > All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
> > >bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
> > > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
> > >Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
> > >secrecy and unavailable for public review.
> > >
> > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
> > >
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 7:34pm » |
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when i look at kerry I see a cross between Jay Leno and "honest" Abe Lincoln  less the "honest"
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 4th, 2004, 7:42am » |
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It isn't complicated:
Two words: John Ashcroft.
It's all I needed.
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 4th, 2004, 7:57am » |
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Geez I'd almost think you folks don't like the guy.
Not that there is much to like mind you.
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 4th, 2004, 8:28am » |
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I dunno, I think Kerry looks more like Lurch...
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 4th, 2004, 8:28am » |
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thanks for the petition Jonny, I was one of those that lost Stern in my area after listening almost every morning for years
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Re: Dont give me any shit!!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 4th, 2004, 3:08pm » |
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on Apr 4th, 2004, 8:28am, john123 wrote:| thanks for the petition Jonny, I was one of those that lost Stern in my area after listening almost every morning for years |
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You got it, dude....Most people will be walked on and never bat an eye......I refuse to have shit forced on me, First to go is the freedom of speech, next is the second ammedment....take our guns so we cant fight back....Bastards!!!
.......................................jonny
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