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broomhilda
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 9:34pm » |
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LMFAO Joe!!!!!!!!!
Please consult with Dr Lin as to your prognosis!!!!!
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 9:48pm » |
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Shit Joe,,,u ruined my date for tonite.... Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 9:57pm » |
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I took the survey and no matter what number I put in it says congratulations on my health!
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 11:34pm » |
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According to this, I should have died some time in the last century.
Hilarious site.
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:09am » |
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I took the survey, and even when I put down that I only masturbate ONCE a week, it said TOO OFTEN!!! When I put how often I actually do it, I think it said I should be pushing up daiseys.
What is someone, over 50, with some cardio concerns, suppose to do? Maturbate once a year? I DON'T THINK SO!!!
BTW, did Mommy lie to me? She told me that I would go blind, or grow hair on the palm of my hands. She never mentioned that I was gonna die from it!
Oh, well, you are gonna die anyhow, so why not go out with a big shit eating "I just got my rocks off" grin?
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:13am » |
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Who gives a shit as long as it doesn't trigger a fuckin headache!
Whack away boys!
And girls, don't be afraid to join in either!
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 3:23am » |
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on Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:13am, Superpain wrote:| Who gives a shit as long as it doesn't trigger a fuckin headache! |
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Unfortunately, like a few others, the culmination of the act, many times IS a trigger for me!!! Damnit!
But I DO keep testing it, just to make sure ....
Whackless Wonder (SOMETIMES, anyhow ...)
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 10:22am » |
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Slightly Over Masturbated... doh... i'll used my left hand maybe i'll get bored
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 10:24am » |
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Does it count if you borrow someone else's hand? 
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 10:28am » |
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Great, now I have the mental image of a bunch of clusterheads beating it... like some kinda super-painful bukkake party!
I don't know whether to cringe or be aroused!
Joe
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 10:37am » |
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Well, we woman don't get clusters, and we can apparently "participate" in this activity relatively unscathed.
Hail Women!! 
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 12:57pm » |
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ROFLMAO, Joe!!  
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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Why does every post go downhill into the gutter...HUH?
You're all a bunch of pervs.....Thats why I love it here!!!  Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 6:55pm » |
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 I really don't know about the dying or the pervertiveness, but reading this sure skipped the big grin and gave me one heck of a laugh for the day...thanks folks...
"Gotta love this family" 
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