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KingOfPain
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http://cagle.slate.msn.com//news/GasCrazyPrices/1.asp
Cameron (Cam) Cardow, Canada
The Ottawa Citizen
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| « Last Edit: Mar 31st, 2004, 6:42pm by KingOfPain » |
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jonny
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Damn!!!....I thought there would be fart jokes in here
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FZfan
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Re: Gas
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 7:48pm » |
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Three men are flying in three planes. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?" The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky and hit his dad on the head. The second man throws a dog''s chewing bone. When he lands the plane he finds a woman crying and asks, "Why are you crying?" The woman says, "A bone fell out of the sky and hit my husband on the head" The third man throws a bomb. When he lands the plane, he finds an old man laughing and asks him, "Why are you laughing?" The old man replies, "I farted and my house blew up."
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KingOfPain
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Re: Gas
« Reply #3 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 8:06pm » |
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on Mar 31st, 2004, 6:45pm, jonny wrote:Damn!!!....I thought there would be fart jokes in here
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1 for jonny.......
http://66.70.90.104/videos/farts3.mpg
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Arrived August, 1999.
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
- Denis Diderot
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides
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BillyJ.
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Well KOP,you can guess what I was thinking LOL!
Ahhhhh the memorries,,,,,,,
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forgetfulnot
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Was that jonny trying to find mimself
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