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A cure for clusterheadaches????
« on: Mar 26th, 2004, 6:40pm » |
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Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.
Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.
"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.
"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.
He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."
And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
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Re: A cure for clusterheadaches????
« Reply #2 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 7:00pm » |
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Nice follow up, John....LMAO 
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Re: A cure for clusterheadaches????
« Reply #3 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 7:28pm » |
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You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
You can't pick your friend's nose.
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Re: A cure for clusterheadaches????
« Reply #4 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 7:39pm » |
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Jaaaaaaaaayne
You've been mentioning that you've been PF since December due to an addition of lithium.
Have you been lying to us????????
Is this the secret you've been keeping from us??
I'll have to ask my doctor to show me this procedure.
And here stupid me, I've been flickin' em all my life.
Maybe if I scrape them off the wall and put them by my bedside for tonight.
Hey, why not just blow your nose and suck the tissue.
If you happen to get hit in Nashville I'll offer you a fingerfull. Don't go gettin' teary on me, it's from the heart, but my finger can't get in that far.
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Re: A cure for clusterheadaches????
« Reply #5 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 7:42pm » |
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Well, I'd say it's definitely an improvement over the "eating shit at the dentist's" cure.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 7:46pm » |
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Ahhhaaaaaaa
The infamous "nose-mining" cure I have heard whispered on the notorious CH underground movement.
NOW we know
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 8:02pm » |
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a picking a day keeps the doctor away...
I've been doing this for all my life...
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 8:13pm » |
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I think this goes to prove, that if you look hard enough, you can find a doctor to swear to most anything!
Now, where is the one that swears that eating between your toes lint cures cancer?
Chuck
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 8:14pm » |
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on Mar 26th, 2004, 7:46pm, pubgirl wrote:Ahhhaaaaaaa
The infamous "nose-mining" cure I have heard whispered on the notorious CH underground movement.
NOW we know
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 8:21pm » |
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Hey Chuck
My 4 year old calls it "toe jam", you mean he is right all along?
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 8:28pm » |
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on Mar 26th, 2004, 8:21pm, pubgirl wrote:| My 4 year old calls it "toe jam", you mean he is right all along? |
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See that!!! I bet he is cancer free too!
Concept proven. Put it in the medical books!
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 1:46am » |
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If it's the truth, I'm going to zip lock baggy mine and sell em on ebay....Donald Trump watch out!!
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 1:48am » |
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P.S Guys....you gotta watch what you say around Kevin M...he has a very good memory 
Kev, I swear it's the Lithium that's helping me *munch munch*
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on Mar 27th, 2004, 1:46am, Jayne wrote:| If it's the truth, I'm going to zip lock baggy mine and sell em on ebay....Donald Trump watch out!! |
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Well, if the oxygen scares'm away, don't ask'm to open the freezer and get you an ice cube. Straaaange look comin' then.
Careful sending buggar meds through the mail when all those bids come in from e-bay. Your finger prints are on them.
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 11:13am » |
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LMAO Kevin... 
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 12:18pm » |
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Not a good thread to read while eating breakfast. 
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Re: A cure for clusterheadaches????
« Reply #17 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 3:34pm » |
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If nose cheese is a winner, THIS ONE outta be a rare find.
Up yours,
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 28th, 2004, 2:51am » |
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Well damn, I think I started getting terrible HA about the same time I quit picking my nose and eating it, around age 8. Another theory proven. We are good.
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