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ChrisUhl
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I have a dream
« on: Mar 16th, 2004, 6:46pm » |
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I just came to think of something tonight. The Beast is the worlds greatest coward. That SOB is always hiding behind our eyes. He's kicking, slashing and pounding us from a point where we cannot really fight back. Had he been a Samurai he would be forced to commit harikiri for great dishonor. His acting like a terrorist. Striking innocent people with means that even Stalin wouldn't dare to use.
I have a dream. That one day the beast will materialize before my eyes. Just for 1 day. A materialized Beast in blood and flesh. Right there within my reach. If that ever happened I would kick the shit out of him. Force him to listen to hours of Rammstein at 100 DB. Put an ice pick in his eye. Set his hair on fire. Kick him in the groin (several times that is). Pull his nails off. Max out his credit cards. Tie him to a chair and having him watch The Bold and the Beautifull all day while pouring gallons of cherry coke into his throat. Crack his knee caps with a frying pan. And finally tell him over and over again that Santa doesn't exist and that the Easter Bunny was invented by the chocolate industry. Just to show him about 10% of the pain he causes us. Then I would let him of the hook and he would be free to terrorize me again.
Hey Beast - are you up for the challenge????
Well, just finished a KIP 9 attack. So I just thought it would be fair to give him the heat.
Does anyone else feel the same way?
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We keep dogs in a leash. Why can't we find a way to do this with Beasts?
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toader
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16th, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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pretty funny post 
i think I'd be content for something more passive - hmmm
Barry Manilow Copa Capabana for all eternity?
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jonny
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Hell!!, I do all that and then some just by taking my Verapamil and Lithium.
It really pisses him off when I wont even let him out of his box to play.
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Kevin_M
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #3 on: Mar 16th, 2004, 8:52pm » |
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on Mar 16th, 2004, 7:12pm, jonny wrote:It really pisses him off when I wont even let him out of his box to play.
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The old Bahston cagin' clamp. The longer he hates it, the better the dreamin'.
BEAM ME UP DAMNIT!! I'M THE BEAST!!!
Scotty: I cahn't do that. Me Scaatch is not done yet. If'n I remember tomorrow, I've got me another bottle to cure that.
Spock: LIVE SHORT AND F*CK YOURSELF. OH YEAH, AND PROSPER AT IT.
Kirk: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIP!!! Mr. Sulu, ready photon torpedo at my order and then take us out of orbit, warp 9. This can't get into the hands of the Kleons. I'd hate to see them cry.
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FZfan
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17th, 2004, 1:03am » |
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LMFAO! Great dream! And a star trek slam! too FF!
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sandie99
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #5 on: Mar 17th, 2004, 4:00am » |
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Brilliant idea, Chris!
I'm having one of my CHs as I type and I imagine hitting this beast all the time. Why can't some computer game firm do a game called Hit The Beast?!
Best wishes & PF days to you all,
sandie99
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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Jimmy_B
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on Mar 16th, 2004, 6:46pm, ChrisUhl wrote:| Tie him to a chair and having him watch The Bold and the Beautifull all day while pouring gallons of cherry coke into his throat. |
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Actually, that part doesn't sound too bad!!! I like Cherry Coke & when on Vacation or sick...always watch the Bold & the Beautiful.
Jimmy
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ChrisUhl
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #7 on: Mar 18th, 2004, 4:14am » |
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You like Cherry Coke????!! Well, maybe it's just my continental taste buds that are too sensitive. I hate Dr. Pepper as well.
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FZfan
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Re: I have a dream
« Reply #8 on: Mar 18th, 2004, 3:18pm » |
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Well if I have a choice, I'll take a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew and a Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie marathon.
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